Tuesday, April 22, 2014

He Listens To The Beastie Boys While He Eats Cheese Slices In The Sun

"Somebody better pull the fire alarm.
No man should be allowed to be this sexy."

"Sizzle Sizzle. Shake Shake."

"What is going on in here?"

Monday, April 21, 2014

She Told Her Eye Doctor He Had The Face Of A Beautiful Cheeseburger

Hi Everyone!

Daisy had her annual eye exam the other day, and she was not
super thrilled about it. Although Daisy was not thrilled about the
appointment, I was pretty excited that her doctor was able to put
her on a few new eye drops. Her doctor told me these new drops
will allow her to see better as she gets older by slowing down her
pigmentation, and help with her dry eyes.

In the last month, Daisy has had a dental appointment, and
an eye appointment. I needed to find a way to make it up to her.

"Wait, what do you mean we are going to the eye doctor?"

"This appointment is going to give me a pimple.
If I get a stress pimple it is going to be all your fault!"

"You are going to have to make this up to me. 
I think I know exactly how you can make this up to me."

"Ooh hello Mr. CheesyBurger."

"I think I am in love."

"You can schedule me another appointment in the near future.
I won't mind as long as I can get one of these special snacks
after the appointment."

We hope you have a great Monday!

Friday, March 28, 2014

Her Breath Smells Like A Fresh Wintergreen Breeze On A Summer Day

Hi Everyone!

Thank you for the good vibes you sent our way during Daisy's
dental appointment. Daisy ended up having three teeth extracted,
but other than that, her doctor said her teeth are in great shape.
Daisy had a couple of teeth that were bothering her prior to
her appointment, so I am relieved she is feeling a lot
better after the doctor took those teeth out.
Daisy will probably spend the next day
or two relaxing and catching up on
her favorite TV shows while she

What are you up to for the rest of the week?

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

She Would Rather Throw A Smoking Hot Dance Party Than Go To The Dentist

Hi Everyone!
What have you been up to lately?

Bruce, Daisy and I can't believe Spring is here! To kick off Spring,
I have decided to get Daisy's teeth cleaned. Yep, today is the big
day for her dental. It's not a very glamorous way to kick off
Spring, but Daisy has a tooth that has been bothering her for
the past few days, so I figured now would be the perfect
time to get this done. Bruce and I will be waiting by the
phone today for any updates while Daisy is under.
Hopefully, she won't be at the vet for more than
a few hours. She is going to be one hungry
sexy pug when she gets home.

"This is how you kick off Spring? By taking me in for a 
dental cleaning? I can think of 100 more ways to kick off 
Spring that do not involve a dentist. I'm going to throw a few 
ideas out there. Okay, number one. Let's throw a smoking hot 
dance party. I can call a few guys from Chippendales, and I will 
have them bring an array of nacho cheese plates. Bruce can be
 the drink boy and put little umbrellas in the drinks." 

"Number two, we can go streaking through the 
Seattle Art Museum. Number three, we can go to the flea market 
and shop for vintage clothes. Number four, we can go to Petco 
and spend all of your money on treats 
and fluffy dog beds."

"I can tell by the look on your face that you have 
no intention of canceling that dental cleaning. Alright, I'll go. 
But I am going to make you pay for this. I am going to fart
in the car on the way to the dentists office. "

We hope you have a great Wednesday! 
We will post tomorrow and let you know how 
Daisy's dental cleaning went.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

She Put On Her Hot Pink Sweater Vest And Glided Down The Aisles In A Shopping Cart Made Of Glittery Gold

"I never leave home without putting on my Chapstick. 
You never know who you might meet when you go out. 
Chapstick is very important. Sometimes I even put Chapstick 
on my whiskers. It tames them. I can't be seen with crazy 
whiskers. I once put Chapstick all over my feet. I rubbed it on 
my feet because Bruce told me that it would accelerate nail
growth. It did not help with my nail growth. I ended up 
tracking it all over the apartment! I had to go out and 
buy another tube of Chapstick. The checkout lady at 
Walgreens was like, "Why are you buying Chapstick? 
And also, why are you wearing a tight pink velour 
tracksuit?" I couldn't tell her the Chapstick story. 
I was too embarrassed." 

"Can I buy sexy juice in here or what?"

Friday, February 21, 2014

She Had To Pause Her Favorite Movie Because The Cheese Dust Was Too Irresistible

"Don't bother me. I'm watching Revenge of the Nerds.
It's my favorite movie of all time."

"What is that? Are those Doritos? 
Stop crunching on those Doritos unless you are planning on 
sharing those with me. Are those cheese crumbs on your face?
You should be ashamed of yourself. 
Put one of those cheesy Dorito chips in my mouth."

We hope you have a great weekend!

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

He Has Made Tremendous Progress With His Butt Squats

Just kidding!
Bruce would never do butt squats. Bruce prefers to do
what he calls, butt sits. He sits on the bed, and he soaks up
the sun as it streams through the window.

"I don't know what I look like through your camera lens, 
but I feel super man sexy today.
Man sexy I tell you!"

"When the sun hits my face, it really brings out my eye.
 My eye and my chest muscles."

"Do you see what I am doing right now?
I am puffing out my chest muscles."

"I puffed out my chest muscles at the Seattle Pug Meetup 
a few weeks ago. Here is a picture of me puffing out my muscles
 at the Meetup. All the ladies were running."

"Running away from me that is. I think my muscles 
scared them off. Some ladies just can't handle my muscles."

"One day, I will find a lady who can handle my muscles."

But right now, I am going to ponder the meaning of burritos.
Burritos and muscle t-shirts."

We hope you are having a great week!