The Temperature In California

Penny and I traveled to California this weekend,
and something extraordinary happened.
It was life changing. Penny and I
found the worlds largest
thermometer!



I have to admit, I thought this thermometer would be more
exciting. I thought it was going to actually look like a real
thermometer. You know, the kind with a long glass tube you can
stick under your tongue, or in your butt depending on how
you like it. Apparently everyone else must have felt
the same way as Penny and I did about it, because
the store that became famous adjacent to the
thermometer closed, and the
thermometer itself is
hardly lit up.

I know what you must be thinking, how will the world get by
without this giant thermometer when they decide to close
it down? I'm not sure. But, if they ever need someone
to take this off their hands, I'm their gal.

There are a lot of people who have wronged me who deserve
a giant thermometer in their butt. The world's largest
thermometer will not have died in vain!

Penny and I also found a burger boy, who kind of
had my hairstyle. We also passed a road we
couldn't really pronounce, but it looked
really cool on the sign!







Penny and I hope everyone is having a great weekend!

Pack The Cheese Puffs For This Trip

Penny and I are taking a little road trip tomorrow!
We'll let you know where we went when we get back.
It's a secret! Do you think we can be arrested
for having an open container of
whipped cream in the car?

Do you have any plans for this Super Bowl weekend?

"Girl... put my whipped cream on ice, and
pack the cheese puffs. Let's get
the car rolling."

It's Wednesday And Sexy

Penny had an exhausting day yesterday.
She took a little trip to Starbucks, and had her
whipped cream fix. We had a guest over as well,
and Penny did not like him being in her personal space.
She guards me intensely, to the point where she
almost loses her pug voice because
of barking.

Penny has s special personality.
She is not the most sociable pug with certain
people, especially with men. I would never change her
though. She is who she is. Being blind certainly
hasn't made it any easier for her to let her
guard down and become comfortable. She
really loves people that are animal
lovers and just generally nice
people. I think she can
sense when people are
not comfortable
around her.

So she makes it a point to make them
uncomfortable.





Our guest had asked several times if Penny would bite.
I never say no for sure, because that's like asking me
if I would ever hit someone. You just never know in
certain situations. But I can say that she will
slap the beef out certain people if they
don't supply a steady amount of whipped
cream. That's a serious situation.
Never deprive a sexy
pug of her
whipped
cream.

No one puts Baby, I mean Penny in the corner.


"I'm really sleepy, and you have a camera
in my face. Go bring me some chap stick
for my sexy lips. They need moisture."




Penny and I hope everyone has a great day!

A Mouthful Of Pug Fur

Do any of you wake up in the middle of the night
choking on balls of pug hair? When I woke
up this morning I questioned Penny
about it. This was the look
she gave me.

It also doesn't seem to matter how many times I
roll my clothes for pug hair throughout the
day, the hair is always there. I wear it
as a badge of honor. Maybe a pug
parent will come out with an
extra super sticky
hair roller.

Do any of you use anything special to better
pick up the pug hair?

Her Scarf Keepeth Her Warm

Happy Saturday!

As we headed out for coffee this morning,
Penny seemed a bit chilled. Do you think this
is a good look for her?

"I'm just going to humor you, since I
know you will be taking me to Starbucks for my
whipped cream momentarily."


She didn't wear my scarf out, but I do need to get
her a sweater. She gets cold easily these days,
and I don't have anything that doesn't have
a Holiday graphic on it. I can never find
a sweater that will fit her sexy
beefiness. It's like trying
to stuff a beefy
sausage into
a key hole.

She's sexy no matter what her size.
Even if she doesn't fit into most
commercialized sweaters.

Penny and I hope everyone has a great weekend!

She'll Make You Pay

Penny hasn't been up to much these past
few days. It was another rainy day in Las Vegas, and
we loved it! We have had more rain in one week,
than in the last two years combined. Maybe we
will start to see some greenery, other
than just concrete and rocks here.
Probably not though, because
then it wouldn't be a
desert.

"Does bringing my sexy pug butt out in this rain amuse you?
Let's see if you're still amused when I make you wear a sign
that reads, Penny's pug-butler."


When it rains, Penny doesn't go out, and her pug mind becomes
entirely preoccupied with food. She likes to make me pay
when I cut her food supply off for a few hours.

This photo was taken right before Penny flooded the kitchen
by knocking her water bowl over in a fit of rage. Or of hunger
as she prefers to call it. She made me pay alright. After I
told her no more snacks, Penny sat on the couch with
a mini bowl of cheese puffs between her legs
as I mopped up the kitchen. I'll
never tell her no again.

Whisper Something Snowy In My Ear

Penny went on a little mountain adventure this weekend.
I think she actually enjoyed it! Her delight may have
had something to do with the fact that my brother
and I had to carry her the entire time she was
not in the car. She probably only had about
3 minutes of actual paw to snow time.
She's a sexy pug! You can't expect
her pug feet to touch the floor!

She really likes to sit in the car with her whipped
cream and listen to Michael Jackson when we take her on
these little trips. I think I may have even heard her
pug humming to the tune of Wanna be Starting
Something.



We found this snowman at the top of
one of the snow hills, and had to
pose with it!


"Does Starbucks have a location in
these mountains? Do you think they can
bring me some whipped cream?"


'Excuse me sir, do you have any
cheese puffs? I will melt you if you
don't give me some snacks!"




Snow covered mountains! My tiny camera doesn't
do justice to how big these mountains are.












I think this trip was just about as much
snow as Penny could handle. And she didn't even
have to walk in it! Penny and I hope everyone is
having a great Monday!