It's meeee Bruce!
"Hey guess what? I saw a rainbow while
I was at the park yesterday. Not only did I
just see it, I was at the very end of it!
Or maybe it was the beginning, but I was
right where it touched the ground!
I even passed through it."
"Do you want to know what was at the end of this rainbow?
Was there glitter, gold or a unicorn perhaps?
"There was a portable toilet.
No seriously, there was a toilet at
the end of the rainbow."
"I felt so betrayed.
I was so upset about the rainbow toilet,
I actually had to use the toilet that was
at the end of this rainbow. I think a Skittle may
have even popped out of my butt."
"Taste the rainbow."
"Unimpressed, but sexy."
"I think I just threw up all the lies
ever told to me about rainbows. Lies!"
"Fairytale dreams crushed forever!"