Saturday, July 31, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I Peed In Your Purified Bath Water

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
Daisy has been taking a lot of late night walks
lately to stay cool. When she takes her walks, she
stops at every bush, and puts her pug face right in
the pee aroma. She's been getting more baths
because she smells so bad. Sometimes her
smell makes her gag. Yep, she gags
on her own smell.

"I don't like this. You know I don't like water.
You'll pay for this later tonight when I karate chop
your throat while you sleep."

"Don't look at my nipsies."

"I told you not to look at my nipsies!"

"Who's going to blow dry my fur tonight?
Any takers? Mix me a vanilla shake, so I can
sip it as my fur dries. Throw in a straw too
so I don't mess up my chap stick."

Monday, July 26, 2010

I Took A Hollywood Poo

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?
Daisy and I enjoyed our short trip to Los Angeles
over the weekend. We got lost at pretty much every
exit trying to find the Renegade Craft Fair, but
we finally located the park shortly after the
event kicked off.

Daisy and I wandered around, and found some great things
at the fair. I think Daisy was less concerned about
the crafts, and more into looking sexy for the
other pugs that were there.

"Does anyone know where the nearest pool is?
I have a smokin hot bikini I need to
put on."

"What's your name? I'm only in town for the day,
so I'll just call you Carlos."

After the fair, we went over to the
Beverly Hills Park to eat lunch.

There were a lot of the star tour buses circling
around the park at this time. One of them came around the block
as we were out on the grass, and Daisy decided to take a pit-bull
size poo right in front of them.

If they had a loudspeaker, I'm pretty sure they would have
announced, "Folks, to your right we have a beefy sexy
pug taking a poo on the Beverly Hills park lawn!
Look how elegant she is for the size of that
poo! Up next, Michael Jackson's
old house!"

Before we headed back, we made a stop at the Urban Pet
Dog Boutique for some dog goodies. Daisy picked out a toy,
and some purpley poo bags that smell like grape

"We come all this way, and they put my
gifties in a paper bag? Can you go back inside
and ask them for a reusable bag, with a
sturdy handle?"

"I thought that toy looked bigger on the shelf."

After the dog store, we headed back.
Daisy was pretty tired, but don't let this photo
fool you, she is a wild woman in the car.

On our last home stretch back to Vegas, Daisy decides
to roll down the passenger side window, and flash
her pug nipsies to an oncoming car. I'm pretty
sure the car next to us saw her nipsies, and
heard me yelling "Holy soy balls,
get back in the seat!"

We are definitely buying a dog seat belt,
before we take our next road trip.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Los Angeles Is About To Be Owned By A Sexy Pug

Hi Everyone!

It's finally Friday! Daisy is all packed up,
and ready to go to Los Angeles tomorrow.
She can barely contain her excitement.

"This is my excited face."

"Make sure you pack the cheetos, the water, my sexy
tight t-shirt, and 295 poo bags."

"Pack the poo bags that smell like cherries.
I don't want other people knowing I poo.
I'm a lady, and ladies don't poop."

"Do you think we can stop by Sprinkles Cupcakes?"

Daisy wants to make sure she is ready for those
Los Angeles dogs. I keep finding her in the corner,
on her dog bed, practicing sexy over the shoulder moves.

"Take it in. Is this sexy enough for you?"

"I hope I meet someone out there, who can get
me an audition for a sexy pug role. I have six-pack
of rolls that would hypnotize an audience."

"Did you hear me?? A six-pack of doughy rolls
that would amaze you!"

We'll be out in L.A. for the Renegade Craft Fair.
We're going to venture out and pick up some goodies
for Daisy as well. I hope we spot some pug items
while we're out there. I need to expand my
pug collection.

"Goodies! Put me in the car right now and let's go!
We better not leave L.A. without something Faboosh
for me."

We'll take lots of pictures while we're out
there. I'm sure Daisy will want to show you how
sexy she looks by the beach.

We hope you have a great weekend!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Who Likes Dip With Their Chips?

Hi Everyone!
How is your week going?

I was having a little snack yesterday, and Daisy
really wanted some chips.

"I'm using my psychical mind powers right now,
to lure a chip to my sexy lips. Is it working?
How about now?"

Why is she on my lap, near the
chip bag you ask? Because she claws my legs,
until I lift her beefy butt onto the chair.

She eventually fell asleep from the chip fumes.
She didn't go down without a little taste.
It was delicious. She needed to watch
a little television and take a nap
after those crunchy

"What time does Michael Jackson's This Is It come on?
Pop me some poppy corn, and put it in the bowl. When you
are done, shake some salt and butter on the fluffiest ones.
I want to watch this uninterrupted this time."

We hope you have a snack-tastic Tuesday!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

This Chair Inflates My Pug-Butt

Hi Everyone!
It's meeee, Daisy.

Does this chair make my pug-butt look fat?

The human grandma came over, and told me my backside
looks beefy. I think it's just extra skin, and the choice of camera
lens. I don't want to brag or anything, but some of you may
know that I recently lost one pound. I feel confident
my butt doesn't look that big.

Forever Beefy and Yours

Friday, July 16, 2010

The Wrinkled One Sleeps

Hi Everyone!

Happy Friday!
What are you going to be up to this weekend?

Daisy had a nap time, air-conditioned photo shoot yesterday.
She loves the cool condo wind, blowing on her
pug butt all day.

"I'm feeling a little violated, with that
camera in my face. Take a photo of my
pug butt, it will last longer."

"I have an early weekend craving for graham crackers,
and ice cold milk. Fetch it now please.

Daisy and I hope you have a great weekend!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

We Have A Sexy Winner!

Hi Everyone!

Daisy spent a good part of the last few days
relaxing, and keeping cool inside.

While she has spent her days looking sexy,
I have been crafting like crazy to get everything ready
for my new Jesstik site launch, and I am getting pretty close.
If you are wondering where you will be able to find
some of these dog frames, and pet keepsake boxes
just go to: or my Etsy shop:
I should have a good chunk of the gifts
listed by Friday. I hope you like
them, and follow me on my
craft journey!

And now for the pug frame giveaway winner!
Thank you to everyone who entered. Daisy made sure
everyone had a fair chance at the frame win.

She even used her special gold bag to mix
up the names.

I had to give her a few snacks so she would take
a few minutes out of her busy day
and draw the winner.

"Okay, let's do this.
Pug roll please..."

"Girl, this is a lot of paper.
Hold on, I think I need a cheeto snack."

"The sexy winner is...Stella, Gunther and Betty!"

Congrats Stella, Gunther and Betty (plus Rini and Newman)!
You are the winner! That is a lot of smushy
faces to fit in one frame hehe.

Make sure you e-mail me your address at and we will send this out to you.

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Pug Frame Giveaway

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?

Daisy and I are excited, because we are giving away
one of our pug frames!

The frame is hand painted in a wood finish, and has
a pug and bone on each corner. The frame will fit
a sexy 4 X 6 photo of your pug. You can prop
the frame up, or hang it. Penny photo
included, whoohoo!

Daisy insisted on doing her best Penny
impersonation, so I let her go for it,
and snapped away.

"Is my sexiness frightening you?"

"I was weighed this weekend, and I lost the
weight of three poops. What do you think of that boys?
Wink Wink."

To be entered in our giveaway, just leave a comment
on this post, and we will draw the winner this
Wednesday afternoon. Make sure to check back
when Daisy announces the winner.

We hope you have a great Monday!