Monday, February 16, 2015

The Frog Tasted Like Green Velvet And Fresh Cucumber

Hi Everyone!
Did you have a nice weekend?

Bruce and Daisy received some new toys on Valentine's Day! 
I couldn't resist! Bruce is pretty smitten with his new frog.
Here he is with his new toy.

"Check it out.
This is my new frog. We have a lot in common.
For instance, we both like eating nachos, and we both like 
wearing tiny swim trunks. Is that too much information
to share? Daisy told me it wasn't. Lies!"

"I'll probably shred this frog into a million tiny pieces by Wednesday."

"I can't help it! I love to shred my toys!
I hope you bought me a backup."

"Backup frog toy now!"

We hope you have a great Monday!

Thursday, February 12, 2015

The Class Was Hot, But The Thermometer Was Ice Cold

Have any of you ever taken a dog or cat CPR/first aid class?
I had been wanting to take a class like this for a while, and last 
month, I finally did! I am now officially certified in dog and cat 
first aid and CPR! 

I took the class through the American Red Cross in Seattle, 
and I learned a lot. If there ever comes a time to know what 
to do in case of an accident or emergency, I'll be ready! 
I also learned how to take a dog and cat's temperature 
using a rectal thermometer. 

"Say what??"

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

She Had A Dream About Dancing Veggie Links, And A Skydiving Banana Cake

"Wednesdays make me tired.
Sing me a lullaby, and tell me I'm sexy. 
After you are done with that lullaby,
 make me a big plate of scrambled eggs,
sixteen veggie links, four pieces of toast,
a fruit salad, and a slice of banana cake.
I think that'll do the trick. Is anyone else hungry? 
My mom will be taking orders up until 4:00pm 
while she's whipping up my feast."

Number 23 your order is ready.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

She Beached Her Cheeks Next To The Fish Buffet

"Oh my gosh! I think I spotted a fish in the water!"

"I'm going to go dig around and see if I can find that fish."

"They just keep swimming! Hey, stop swimming!
Why are you not listening to me?"

"What do you mean I wasn't supposed to eat the fish?"

"I don't think it matters. Bruce ordered a pizza with anchovies 
on it the other day, and he didn't get sick."

"Oh, those were mushrooms? Well, my point is still valid."

"Hey, get close to me. I want to tell you a secret."

"Just kidding! I just wanted you to smell my fish breath."

"Do I have sand on my face?
Something is tickling my chin."

"I hope I didn't get any sand near my rear cheeks."

"Can we order pizza tonight?"

Monday, February 9, 2015

His Luscious Lips Have A Question For You

Hi everyone!

I can't believe I haven't posted since last year!
How has the New Year been treating you? Bruce, Daisy and I
intended to take a short blogging break, but it turned into a
lengthy blogging vacation. Bruce, Daisy and I have been
doing well, and we can't wait to get this blog going again.

I have a lot of new photos and stories to share with with all of you.
I hope you will keep checking in over the next few days, and
read about what we've been up to. I can't wait to stop by
all of your blogs and catch up on what we've missed.

Now that we're back, Bruce has a question for you.

"Does anyone have any ChapStick?
The Bruce's lip needs moisture!"

"I can't believe he just referred to himself as The Bruce.
A lot has changed in only a few months. I'm having a craving 
for broccoli soup. Broccoli soup with extra cheddar now!"

We hope you have a great Monday!
Leave us a comment and let us know how you've been.