"Wednesdays make me tired.
Sing me a lullaby, and tell me I'm sexy.
After you are done with that lullaby,
make me a big plate of scrambled eggs,
sixteen veggie links, four pieces of toast,
a fruit salad, and a slice of banana cake.
I think that'll do the trick. Is anyone else hungry?
My mom will be taking orders up until 4:00pm
while she's whipping up my feast."
Number 23 your order is ready.