Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I Peed In Your Purified Bath Water

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
Daisy has been taking a lot of late night walks
lately to stay cool. When she takes her walks, she
stops at every bush, and puts her pug face right in
the pee aroma. She's been getting more baths
because she smells so bad. Sometimes her
smell makes her gag. Yep, she gags
on her own smell.

"I don't like this. You know I don't like water.
You'll pay for this later tonight when I karate chop
your throat while you sleep."


"Don't look at my nipsies."


"I told you not to look at my nipsies!"


"Who's going to blow dry my fur tonight?
Any takers? Mix me a vanilla shake, so I can
sip it as my fur dries. Throw in a straw too
so I don't mess up my chap stick."

14 comments:

Those Elgin Pugs said...

hee hees....

Oh's Daisy!! Yous a riot!! Yous talking abouts karate chopping throats and telling peeps not to looks ats yous nipsies!! Yous a match wits my sister Izzy!! My goodness!! Mommy was dying whens she's reads yous stuffs!! Uh-huh..yeps..make Em tinks yous innocent 'cuz yous look all innocents and stuffs!! I get it!!
Yous really are adorable!! Butt yous a scream!! Too funny!!

I tinks Izzys on her way to meets up wits yous and Wilma and Pearl and Tuni for Lunch..'da new Brat Pack!! Tuff Chicks!! SNORTS!!

xoxoxox, Josie Sista
hee heees my words verify is
butwzia

Wilma said...

Hi Daisy,
You are a funny one. In case you didn't know, the blow dry and comb out portion of the bath is the best part. Don't let your Mama get away with just letting you air dry.
At least you are in the house. Mom thought sisce it was so hot last week, she would ive me my bath outside! Imagine. I can tell you right now, that aint happening again.

Salinger The Pug said...

Daisy! Those were some SEXXXXY pics!! Make sure you keep the originals...you can't be too careful!

I need a bath too....mom says I'm getting Frito Feet again. Ugh.

Love,
S-Dog

Stubby said...

Hi Dana & Daisy! You make bathing look so sexy! There's absolutely no way I'm taking a bath this year. My excuse? My disc is still angry and standing in the tub will make it angrier. Do you think that excuse will work? I'm smelling super funky but I love it!

Stubby xoxo

5puggums2mamasanddadandhiscat said...

So who's pee-mail were you reading? Do yousa gots a boyfriends? Girls don't hike...remembers thatums.
Love your Sunflower Sisters,
Gracie, Lily, and Mimi Slimmer

Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

No brush and blow dryer for me!!! I prefer to air dry and shed all over the momma!! The kitty likes the blow dryer, but I'm still not to sure about it!! You are one sexy pug Daisy!! Way to keep the momma in line too!!

~hugs~

Lilo

Yoda & Brutus said...

Those pics of you are sexy! Salinger's right - make sure you keep the originals, you don't want them showing up in some celebrity mag or on TMZ!

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Becky said...

Daisy you make me laugh every time I read of your antics! Fuji doesn't like baths very mcuh either.

The Mama Monster said...

OMG Daisy, you and your mama are sooo funny!!!! Don't worry, we didn't look at your nipsies!

XO,
Lola Bugs

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi daisy!
oh you look so clean and fluffy!

emmitt you need to look like daisy...

shhhh... don't tell emmy what is coming next.

xoxoxo
m

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Daisy oh Daisy you sweet pugger! We luv your post! And no we didn't look at your nipples ;)

Kitty+Coco said...

We looked. You could be the next Pug Betty Paige. Those stars were super sexy. Like the idea of the vanilla shake. Have your mom mix up one for us too and we'll be over in a jiff.

Dad is given the job of drying us and he is going to be fired. Hello, the ears need drying too! Men just don't pay attention to the detail you know?

Kitty and Coco

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Daisy,,,, you look so sad in that tub, but very adorables.!
I hate baths too. No reason for it.
I think your mama could take you out in the nice sunshine to fluff dry you,,, that is what my mommy does (if the sun is shining - that is I hope you got your milk shake.
love
tweedles

Harry Pugalicious said...

Hey Daisy. Me and the LuLu bug likes to stick our heads in the pee spots too. We gots lots of monkey grasses where we lives, and that's GREAT for getting all the aroma on you!

There may or may not be a coincidincey here, but Mom came home with some "bath sheets" thingies she found at TJ Maxx for like $3. That Pet Head company makes them. It's better than a baths, right?!?