Wednesday, December 22, 2010
The Sexy Pug Statue Of Christmas
There is only a few days left before Christmas!
I know I am not supposed to be buying anything for
myself right before Christmas, but I was at Hobby Lobby
yesterday, and I spotted this life size pug statue!
He was only $10.00, and I decided
to purchase him.
"So... what does this pug statue of yours do? Can he
show you his Elvis lip, or start a bonfire with just one
intense fart? I didn't think so."
"This statue isn't going to be the start of some strange
pug collection obsession is it? I will turn you in if you
start collecting pug statues, and placing them all
over my condo. Do you hear me? I will turn
you in! Go make me some sprinkly
delicious Christmas cookies."
"Hey, can we go see the Nutcracker
at the Paris Hotel and Casino? If they deny me
at the door, we'll just head over to Chippendales.
I know they will let me in. In fact, I think I may
have a Holiday coupon for the strip show there."
Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!
Posted by Dana Orsborn