Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The Sexy Pug Statue Of Christmas

Hi Everyone!

There is only a few days left before Christmas!
I know I am not supposed to be buying anything for
myself right before Christmas, but I was at Hobby Lobby
yesterday, and I spotted this life size pug statue!
He was only $10.00, and I decided
to purchase him.

"So... what does this pug statue of yours do? Can he
show you his Elvis lip, or start a bonfire with just one
intense fart? I didn't think so."

"This statue isn't going to be the start of some strange
pug collection obsession is it? I will turn you in if you
start collecting pug statues, and placing them all
over my condo. Do you hear me? I will turn
you in! Go make me some sprinkly
delicious Christmas cookies."

"Hey, can we go see the Nutcracker
at the Paris Hotel and Casino? If they deny me
at the door, we'll just head over to Chippendales.
I know they will let me in. In fact, I think I may
have a Holiday coupon for the strip show there."

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!


Wilma said...

Merry Sexy Christmas guys! I will be a witness for you Daisy if the statues start taking over.

Yoda, Brutus & Ellie said...

We have a pug statue similar to that in our house too. Mom & dad named him Oscar :)

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda, Brutus & Ellie

The Mama Monster said...

Ohhhh The Mama Monster is heading your way in March without the kiddos... Can't wait!!!

Love your sexy pug statue but you are way cuter Daisy!!!!

~The Mama Monster

Pearl and Daisy said...

That statue is pretty pugorofic but not nearly as sexy as you are, Daisy.

Our mom likes the way your mom shops. Our mom always says when she's Christmas shopping, "One for them, one for me."

Stay sexy!
Pearl & Daisy

Tweedles -- that's me said...

do you have to share your food?
is it potty trained?
its cute.. but your cuter.
is Santa bringing it a pressie?

Sequoia & Petunia said...

We say use the coupon Daisy!!!

Becky said...

Daisy you are the queen of sexy and have nothing to fear with that statue! I have a life size pug figurine by my fireplace. The girls don't care about her though. Merry Christams and Best Wishes for the New Year!!

Hank said...

"Start a bonfire with one intense fart" - HAHAHAHA!!!!

Wishing you a very sexy Christmas!

agent99 said...

Daisy, god for you for keeping your Momma in line. Or she might becoem "that Crazy Pug Collecting Lady". And that's just not sexy!
Hope you had fun @ Chippendales!!

Kitty+Coco said...

Daisy, you would not believe the statues my mom has collected. We have a minimalist house, but all the sudden these little pug and boston figurines have appeared. Weird. You are not helping me out with the ceramic poo either. Some sort of "crowning glory" to the collection.
I do like the bobble-head ceramic pug. Pretty cool.

Perhaps if you let one of your explosive farts on the statue, it would disintegrate?