Guess what happened to me the other day?
Okay, I'll tell you.
"I was taking my afternoon nap on the bed yesterday,
when out of nowhere, a spider crawled across my beard.
I'm not going to lie, I screamed."
"This is what I looked like just before the spider
crawled across my beard."
"This is what I looked like as the spider
was crawling across my beard."
"I think I handled the situation pretty well."
"I will forever sleep with my eye open."
Have you ever had a spider crawl across your face?
Did you handle it as well as Bruce did?