"Someone told me that today is Monday.
Is that true? Is today Monday?"
"Why would you wake me up this early on a Monday?
You know I like to sleep in on Mondays."
"Where are my strawberry Pop Tarts?
Never wake me up unless you have my
strawberry Pop Tarts waiting for me!"
"My head feels heavy.
Bring me my pillow."
"Strawberry Pop Tarts and a pillow now!"
We hope you have a super sexy Monday!