Thursday, April 21, 2011
Rub Oil On My Feet And Give Me A Foot Massage
Are you afraid of feet? How about pug feet?
I hope not, because this post is dedicated to Daisy's feet.
Daisy rolled herself out on the carpet the other day,
and expected me to give her a foot massage. At first I thought
she just wanted a regular back massage. But after a few minutes,
Daisy made it clear she wanted a foot massage as well. She kept
raising her paws higher and higher into the air, until they
were almost in my face.
"You like that? Gimme a massage. Make sure to rub
some oil between my toes."
"Can you place an ad on Craigslist for me?
The ad should read as follows: Calling all pug lovers,
Do you like massages? How about getting massages? That's great
if you do, but that's too bad for you, because I am a sexy pug
who wants all the massages to myself. Must be able to efficiently
rub oil between my toes, tell awesome jokes, make great poppy
corn and be able to lift 24.5 pounds of sexy pug if I don't
feel like walking. Must also have a PhD in sexy."
"Do you think I will eventually need a lip lift?
Get back to my foot massage please."
Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!
Posted by Dana Orsborn