Thank you so much for the Birthday messages!
I had such a great day, and your posts made my day
Daisy didn't fart on my cake, but she did try and dive
head first into the frosting to get a little taste.
Daisy loves parties, so I am already starting to
plan her June Gotcha Day! I am hoping to find
a dog bakery that can bake her a little
sexy pug cake.
"What? I wanted a little taste!"
With all the excitement of this week, Daisy will probably
take the weekend to relax with her bone, and make some
new friends at the dog park.
"Point me in the direction of the man pugs please."
"I want you to take 355 photos of me with my bone.
It is very important you get my sexy side when taking
"When I chew on my bone, I think about a lot of things.
For instance, what is the longest pug fart on record?
How loud was it? And, if there is a record, can that
record be broken with practice?"
"I need a personal moment right now. I need to
go practice my gas clouds."
"I am hiding behind my bone right now because I
told you I need a personal moment!"
"Alright, I'll take a nap, and when I wake up I would like
exactly 18 cheese puffs waiting for me, with a glass of slightly
chilled purified water."
What are your plans for this weekend?