It's Meee Daisy!
Guess what? Today is my mom's birthday!
When I saw the cake on the table I was like,
a party for me? And then I thought, this couldn't
be my party. You know why it couldn't be my party?
Because there wasn't a pony, or a lifetime
supply of purpley poo bags.
"Hmmm, what should I get my mom for her birthday?"
I had the perfect gift! I would go into the bathroom,
wrap myself in toilet paper, and present myself as the sexiest
birthday gift ever! Okay, I didn't really wrap myself in toilet
paper, because I couldn't reach it, but mentally I imagined
myself wrapped in it.
"Happy Birthday to youuu, Happy Birthday to youuu,
Happy Birthday, I am such a sexy pug I can hardly handle it,
Happy Birthday to youuu."
After doing all that thinking and singing, I had to go stretch
out and take a nap.
I hope you have a sexy Wednesday!