Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Where's My Marilyn Wig? I Have A Birthday Song To Sing Here!

Hi Everyone!

It's Meee Daisy!



Guess what? Today is my mom's birthday!
When I saw the cake on the table I was like,
a party for me? And then I thought, this couldn't
be my party. You know why it couldn't be my party?
Because there wasn't a pony, or a lifetime
supply of purpley poo bags.

"Hmmm, what should I get my mom for her birthday?"


I had the perfect gift! I would go into the bathroom,
wrap myself in toilet paper, and present myself as the sexiest
birthday gift ever! Okay, I didn't really wrap myself in toilet
paper, because I couldn't reach it, but mentally I imagined
myself wrapped in it.

"Happy Birthday to youuu, Happy Birthday to youuu,
Happy Birthday, I am such a sexy pug I can hardly handle it,
Happy Birthday to youuu."


After doing all that thinking and singing, I had to go stretch
out and take a nap.



I hope you have a sexy Wednesday!

20 comments:

Minnie Moo said...

Daisy,

You should enter that pic of you stretching in Tucker's blog, his Dogya contest. You totally look like you're doing some yoga there. Give your mama a big wet kiss from Lincoln and I! Happy Birthday!

Muah,

Minnie Moo

pugtails.net said...

Please give some happy birthday smooches to your mom for her special day.
Licks,
Sabrina

Nancy Medina said...

Dear Beefy Puggy, this here is Howie. You are real cute laying there in the sun, I only have 2 girlfriends right now so wonder if you would like to join my harem?
your good pal,
Howard Pee Pugpants
PS - did you get any burfday cake??

Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

We hope you help your momma have the sexiest birthday party ever!!!!! We know she just loved your singing!!!

~hgus~

Lilo

Two Pugs in a Pod said...

Eeeee! That stretchy pug picture is so SUPER cute! Uh, I mean...sexy. ;)

The Mama Monster said...

Awww happy birthday Dana!!!!!

Daisy have you lost weight? You are looking even more sexy than usual!

Kitty+Coco said...

Happy Sexy Birthday to you Dana!! I would say to treat yourself with some cheetos, but we all know who would end up with orange dust on her mouth.

Kitty and Coco

Archie and Melissa said...

hi daisy!
oh that was the best birthday song ever!
happy happy birthday to your mom!
have a wonderful day celebrating!!!
xoxoxoxo
a & m

Wilma said...

Happy Birthday to your Momma Dana. Thar sexy face of yours is really all your Mom needs corner b-day. Of course, you could leave her a nice fart on her pillow to fall asleep by.

Chicas Libelulas said...

Hola Sexy Daisy!!!
Please tell your Mamma to have Happy Happy Birthday!!
Bechos
Spongy & Licky

Pug Posse said...

You make a great sexy birthday gift! Tell your mama we said happy birthday!!!

PH&K,
The Pug Posse

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Happy birfday to Dana!!! Thanks for letting us know Dasiy. SO she didn't get a pony either? We hope your girls Wednesday is a happy one!

Hugs
S&P

Hank said...

Happy burfday, Dana, honey!

Now Daisy, honey.....I like yer pitchers but I wuz kinda hopin' you'd be wearin' a dress an' standin' over a street grate.

Oh, well. Yer still lookin' good!

Wilma said...

Daisy! I found your Marilyn wig. Come have a look!

Winston, Kizzy and Tika of Two Cats and a Pug said...

OMP happy birfdays to your momma! Hugs and kisses.

Winston

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Daisy
I came to look at your sexy face and to say happy birthday to your mom!
love
tweedles

you are so cute,, all stretched out.

Andrea said...

Happy Birthday to Daisy's Mommy!!
Daisy, you stay well for her and don't fart on her cake too much, OK?
xoxo

The Devil Dog said...

Happy Birthday to your mom. Hope she had a great day. Wait a minute, what am I saying,s he has you, of course she had a great day!

Roxy & Lucky

Salinger The Pug said...

Happy happy happy belated birthday Dana!!!!

We hope you had the SEXIEST birthday of all time!

Love,
S-Dog

martha said...

Happy Belated Birthday, Dana! It sounds like it was a wonderful one : )