How was your weekend?
Daisy and I had a hiking day planned for Saturday, but
we had a lost visitor who appeared out of nowhere while
we are out on a walk, and he decided to follow us up the
stairs and stay for the day. His name was Jackson,
and he was a ladies man. He was also a stage
four humper, so I had to separate him
and Daisy while he was in
"I'm not sure who you are, but what kind
of snacks do you keep in your kitchen?"
He was completely smitten with Daisy, but the
feeling was not mutual.
"You son of a ______. What are you doing in my condo?"
"Are you listening to me right now? If you do not make
arrangements for this humper, I am going to put a cheese
puff in your nose while you sleep."
"Are you sleepy yet? You can count on that
cheese puff tonight!"
Jackson had a tag with his contact information, but the phone
number was not in service, so we had to go on a search
for his human. Luckily, we found some kids who knew
who he belonged to, and he was reunited
after a few hours. Hooray!
Tomorrow, we're going to show you
the pumpkin we picked up!
We hope you have a sexy Monday!