Friday, October 22, 2010

The Human Sweeps The Porch

Hi Everyone!

I took Daisy over to the park this morning.
Daisy is trying to work on her fitness before the Holidays
get here. She spent a lot of time flirting, and modeling
for the other dogs at the park.

"How far is the nearest Starbucks from here?
I could really use a Puppuccino, and a breakfast
sandwich right about now. Be honest, how sexy
does my face, and my backside look
in this sunlight?"

After the park, Daisy helped me work on some Fall cleaning.

"First things first, sweep this porch clean!
The Trick-or-Treaters are coming next weekend,
and so is my new boyfriend. I want this area to be

"Is Oprah on yet?"

"Get back to work! I'm going to go watch TV,
but I will be watching you from the couch.
If you hear any crunching, it's just me
enjoying my snacks while you sweep
out here in the cold."

"That's right, I'm the boss.
Are you done yet? I have to meet my boyfriend out by the
mailboxes in about 20 minutes, and we still need to head over
to the pumpkin patch and pick out a giant pumpkin.
How much weight can you carry? I was thinking
about getting a 60 pounder this year."

We hope you have a great weekend!


Minnie Moo said...

Oh Daisy, you have a boyfriend that you meet by the mailbox? I need to know more. Lots more.

Hope you get an awesome pumpkin!


Minnie Moo

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Dasiy you have a big list for Dana to complete. We hope you find a great big ol pumpkin!!! Have fun this weekend.


Stubby said...

Hi Dana & Daisy! I think I know who wears the pants in your family. I sure wish I could get my mom to do all those things but that will never happen because she is lazy!

Have fun at the pumpkin patch!

Stubby xoxo

Winston, Kizzy and Tika of Two Cats and a Pug said...

Oh Daisy, yous sure gots your momma wrapped around your paw. Pst let me in our your secret I luv how it works, i likes the idea of my personal human butler.


5puggums2mamasanddadandhiscat said...

We luvums her elvis-like snarlums!
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi

martha said...

Good to have a clean porch! Hope your meet-up with the boyfriend went well. Was he waiting at the mailbox?

Salinger The Pug said...

Oh my...this boyfriend by the mailbox thing sounds kinda hot and torrid!

Do we get pics???

Good luck with your giant-ass pumpkin. I'm sure mom can schlep it to the car for you with no problem!


agent99 said...

Daisy, your upper lip curls ever so devilishly.....

Keep on top of Mom. Somebody's got to!

Gen & Foo

The Mama Monster said...

Good luck with your big ol' pumpkin!!! We settled for a bunch of medium sized ones this year! Ohhh we want to see pics of your boy toy!!!

~The Monster Crew

Melissa and Emmitt said...

lol daisy!
you have a very busy schedule!
emmy volunteers to be your personal secretary.
he is not very organized, but he has fun trying!
m & e

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Your little tales are just too funny.
Now you have a boy friend? And he likes clean porches?
I know he has good taste, cause he likes you!
Did you get to watch your tv show?