Monday, August 23, 2010
Who Will Be My Butler While You Are Away?
How was your weekend?
Mine was fun, but hot.
It was fun because I went to a place with green giants.
It was hot because I almost melted just going out to
my car. The bottom of my shoes liquefied like Starburst candy
abandoned in a glove compartment on a hot summer day.
Anyhow, I am getting ready for a little trip to
the Bay Area. I am hoping Daisy will be able to cope
without me for a few days.
"Who will put my chapstick on if my lips need moisture?"
For instance, how will she be able to turn down
the sheets for herself? Fluff her own pillow at night?
Make sure the TV is tuned into the bestess cartoons?
Cut pieces of tender chicken and place
them in her mouth?
I guess pug-sitter grandma will have to learn
the ropes while I am away. It's a hard job
being Daisy's human butler, but someone
needs to do it.
We hope you have a great Monday!
Posted by Dana Orsborn