Monday, August 23, 2010

Who Will Be My Butler While You Are Away?

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?

Mine was fun, but hot.
It was fun because I went to a place with green giants.

It was hot because I almost melted just going out to
my car. The bottom of my shoes liquefied like Starburst candy
abandoned in a glove compartment on a hot summer day.

Anyhow, I am getting ready for a little trip to
the Bay Area. I am hoping Daisy will be able to cope
without me for a few days.

"Who will put my chapstick on if my lips need moisture?"

For instance, how will she be able to turn down
the sheets for herself? Fluff her own pillow at night?
Make sure the TV is tuned into the bestess cartoons?
Cut pieces of tender chicken and place
them in her mouth?

I guess pug-sitter grandma will have to learn
the ropes while I am away. It's a hard job
being Daisy's human butler, but someone
needs to do it.

We hope you have a great Monday!


Minnie Moo said...

Lincoln and I stay with our pug sitter Grandma all the times. Just make sure Grandma understands that when you are a sexy pug, such as yourself, you have certain needs. I know she will get the hang of it soon!

Grandmas are pretty easy to get extra cookies out of too ;)

Salinger The Pug said...

Hey Daisy!

Have your mom stick you in one of those Fed Exy boxes (don't forget to have her punch some holes!) and have her ship your PugButt to my house! Mom is pretty well trained as MY butler and she's always whining how there is no one around this House of Testosterone to do anything "girly" with!

See you soon! Chicken will be ready for you!


Winston (smilingpug) said...

Oh Daisy, I hope Grandma gets that hang of it! It is so stressful when our routines are disrupted when the butlers leave town.


Nubbin' Tails said...

FAJ was out butler/staff/chauffeur while mom and dad were gone. It is a hard job, but we finally got her whipped into shape. I'm sure you will have your grandma in line in no time!


Mr. Nubbin'

The Mama Monster said...

My mom is totally cracking up right now!!! You are one sassy little girl Daisy!

Lola Bugs

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Dasiy we hope you survive this seperation....we never take this stuff well. Just remeber to tell Dana to bring home something special for you!

Sequoia and Tuni

Melissa and Emmitt said...

have a wonderful time dana!

emmitt is on his way to be daisy's personal butler.

he is very excited as he knows she won't mind if he serves her food with his pug hair in it. :)

m & e

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Daisy!! We's hopes yous Momma picks outs a nice pressie for yous while she's aways!!
We's sure yous will haves fun wits Grams!!! 'Day do have a tendency for spoiling little grand puggies!!

We's gots an awards for yous on our bloggy!!! So brings some cheetos and heads over!!

IzZY, Josie and Anakin Man

Chicas Libelulas said...

Hola Daisy!
We hope you don't miss your mama to much , you Gammy will try her best
Spongy & Licky

Kitty+Coco said...

Daisy, we have high standards such as you. Hope Grandma is taking notes, because I am sure you will give her attitude if she is not doing her job properly :)
My pawrents even have to pay the sitter to sleep with us!

Kitty and Coco