Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I Don't Step On Scales

Penny and I hope everyone is having a great week!
Penny has been enjoying the Las Vegas weather...by staying
inside. She went for a few walks too, and exercised her
beefy backside.

She has an appointment with her doctor tomorrow for her
check-up and shots. I'm getting an ulcer just thinking about
putting her on that gigantic scale. It tells no lie!
I'll probably tell her doctor that she had a
really big lunch, and we're working on
the exercise part.

"Girl please...I only exercise when I have to
go outside and take a poo."


"I thought I just told you that I don't have
to poo. Stop trying to make me go outside!"



"This conversation is over. Go get me
some whipped cream."

7 comments:

Salinger The Pug said...

Penny...you just tell the vet to back on off your sexy beefyness!

Girrrl...you're sexy even when you have to take a dump!

Love,
S-Dog

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Penny
There is nothing in this world that can take away your sexiness
good luck at the doctors.
(set the scales back 10 pounds)
love
tweedles

agent99 said...

That is a great look sfor you Penny, your practically saying "talk to the paw."
And I don;t get on scales either!

Love
Agent99
Mom to Gen & the Foo

Nevis said...

Great photos!!!

And I loved the line..."exercised her beefy backside"...! I think it should be your websites tagline!

Stubby said...

Hi Dana & Penny! Please tell the doctor that sexiness/beefiness do not equal skinny. You have to be beefy to be sexy. It's just common sense.

Stubby xoxo

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

People just don't know how hard we work it when we poop.

xoxo
Sequoia

Winston Wilbur said...

Pft! notice how it is always the over weight hoomans that tell us pugs we are over weights! Just more of us to luv is what I says. One day this very large lady told Mum that I was fat. Mum couldn't believe it! She just looked the lady up and down and thought "look who is calling the kettle black!"

I say Large Sexyness rejoice!

Winston