Thursday, February 18, 2010

I'll Stick That Thermometer Where The Sun Doesn't Tan



Penny and I hope everyone is having
a sexy Thursday!

Penny's appointment went well the other day. Her doctor said she
is doing great! We happened to be put in the only room in
the facility that had a pug weight loss theme.
Penny and I felt like we were trapped in a
Weight Watchers for pugs meeting we
couldn't escape.

Of course, the topic quickly turned to Penny's weight.
Penny weighed in at 9lbs...X3. As the doctor kept going on
and on about fasting and weight loss supplements,
all Penny and I could think about was, what
time does Starbucks close? And, I wonder
what size cup they will put Penny's
whipped cream in today.

I thought it would be best not to mention that
we were heading over to Starbucks after the appointment.
Penny had to be compensated for the mental stress
I put her through. I didn't think the doctor
would understand Penny's whipped cream
dependency.

Penny was so mad at me after she received her
shots, she refused to face me!


"Where are the donuts?!?"


"Make it extra whippy and creamy today, I
just had someone stick a thermometer in my
butt!"


When we got home, it was time for
a nap.




Hooray for a clean bill of health!

8 comments:

Stubby said...

Hi Dana & Penny! I've been waiting to hear what happened at the vet. I can't believe Penny weighs 27lbs. but then she wouldn't be the beefy pug if she weren't beefy.

My doctor is always harping on me to lose weight and as you know, last time I went to see her I weighed less than 20lbs. She was happy with my weigh but said I could still lose some weight. I like my semi-beefiness and so do the chicks!

Stubby xoxo

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Penny
I am so happy for you that you got that done! Its no fun to be tourtoured at the vets!
I am glad your mama kept the whippy creme a secret! You deserve it
love
tweedles

agent99 said...

OOOPsie....maybe that should be reduced fat whipped caream?

Our vet always has the hairy-eye-ball on my weight.....so I now how ya feel! Momman puts me on Puggy Craig when I get too "beefy."

But you sure gave them the what for with your facial expressions!!

Pearl said...

Miss Penny,
Those vets are full of bologna. You look like the perfect combination of beefy and sexy!
Glad you got the clean bill of health! Bring on the whippy cream!!!!!

Love,
Pearl

Nevis said...

Penny you're gorgeous. How come 27lbs is overweight? My popo is about 27lbs and my vet doesn't think he's overweight. Although Popo is a pretty big dog and possibly its because he's taller and the weight is distributed. I'm not sure. I just know that Penny is perfect just as she is.

Pugsley and Lola said...

Sorry you had to go through so much trama, but we sure are glad you got a clean bill of health!!
We are doomed when it comes to vet stuff, cause mom worked as a vet tech for 5 years. She issists that we keep up on all of our shots AND she squeezes out butt when we start scooting. AHHHH!!!

Hope you got lots of whipped cream:) You deserved it!!

Mom said to try healthy treats like carrots, green beans and cucumbers. We LOVE them!!

Pugs & Kisses
Pugsley & Lola

PugMoon - with, Bandit, Paisley, & Smokey pugs and their Mom Paula - PAPugMom said...

Oh Penny, you have got the beautiful fuller figure body of a whip cream Princess. If it tastes good..eat it! Well at least until Mom takes it away.

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

We were BOL-ing the whole time we read this Penny!!! You are SO FUNNY! And NOT FAT at all!!!!!