Happy Easter!

Penny and I hope you are having a great Easter!

Dirty Little Chocolate Secret

Happy April!

Penny and I have always looked forward to April.
We have many family birthdays in April, and this gives me
an opportunity to eat a lot of cake! I love chocolate cake.
Maybe more than Penny's beefy backside loves whipped
cream. Just kidding! No one can top Penny's
addiction. But, I do love cake. Even my
perfume smells like chocolate cake.
Any opportunity I have to eat
cake, or smell like cake,
I'm taking it.



It's my dirty secret.
One day, someone is going to find me barricaded in a closet
at a party, or an event, with 4 slices of cake on my lap.
Frosting all over my face. My party dress smeared
with icing. Chocolate chaos everywhere!

And when they ask me, "What's going on in here Dana?
I'm worried about you. I think you may have a problem."
I'll simply say, "I used to be fat OK! I can have
as many slices of chocolate cake as I want!
Or, as many as this dress can hold before
buttons start popping off.
Shut the closet door
behind you!"

Is this an April fools joke story? Or could
this dirty little chocolate secret really be true?
Penny and I will never tell. Unless,
incriminating chocolate cake
picture evidence surfaces
one day.

Penny and I hope you have a great day!

Blowing In The Desert Wind

Hey Everyone!

Penny has been indoors most of the day
due to the severe wind we're experiencing.
If you ever want to see what a giant tumbleweed
looks like blowing across a major freeway, come here.
Let me blog to you, those things are not soft.
They are very hard and crunchy. Like a bag
of uncooked ramen noodles.

"Did you say noodles? I'm hungry. Do you think
they make whipped cream flavored toppings for
ramen noodles? When are we going to
Starbucks for my whipped cream?"



Penny and I hope you are having a great Tuesday!

I Need A Pug Color Specialist Stat!

Hi Everyone!

Penny and I got an early start this morning to
work on some pug projects. It's also been really nice
out lately, and I have taken that opportunity to get
Penny out. She has been exercising her beefy
backside, and I think she is starting
to get into shape.

Penny is pretty content with her pug shapely body.
The only thing that seems to bother her
confidence level is this:


"Do you see these gray hairs on my chin?
I think they're multiplying. Are you sure there
aren't that many? You're telling the truth
right? Because I can't see for myself."

To get her mind off this gray chin issue,
we're going to Starbucks for some whipped cream.
Penny and I hope you have a great Monday!

Put My Sweater On, We're Going Out

Penny and I hope everyone's weekend
is going well!

Penny finally had the chance to squish her pug toes
in some grass today! Don't let her pug facial expression
on the photo below fool you, she had fun. I just couldn't
get a straight shot of her standing still. She was
either taking a number 2 when I tried to snap
a photo, or walking away.



This is the only park in a 30 minute radius of us,
that has a ton of non-dead, non-poop grass. There are usually
a butt load of kids that come to this park. It can
sometimes be a problem, because Penny and I run
in the other direction when they
come near us.



You'll usually find me screaming to whoever can hear me,
"There's a kid over there, and he's following me.
Do something to make him stop!!" I know, I'm
ridiculous. I just wasn't born with the,
I like children gene. Just the,
I love animals gene.

Did anyone have the chance to get out, and do
something outdoors this weekend?

Don't Wake Me Up

Hi Everyone!

Penny and I started our day off really early this morning.
We headed out, and drove to the airport for a passenger drop
off. We drove through the tangle of cab drivers and pedestrians,
and finally got home without a ticket, or hitting someone
whoohoo! If you're wondering why I am so proud of this,
you have never been in the car with me. I would
rather run 5 miles, than drive somewhere.
I don't like it at all. It's not one
of my strong suites.
Sumo wrestling is.

However, I am Penny's personal driver and assistant,
so I have to get over what I want. It's always what
Penny wants. She would never walk to Starbucks.

"You didn't think I woke up looking this sexy
did you? This kind of sexy takes some prep work.
Don't ever wake me up that early again, or
you will have to buy me an unlimited
supply of whipped cream. You will
also have to spoon feed it to me...
with a really big spoon."


Do any of you feel the same way about mornings?

Sexy Pug Crafts

Hi Everyone!

Penny and I have been busy crafting these past
few days. We're in the process of making
some stickers and decals. We're hoping
to get some car decals soon too!



"Does my sexy facial expression match what you
put on my stickers? When are we going to Starbucks?
I really need some whipped creamsies."





Nothing says I love pugs, like a giant pug face
on the back of your car hehe. We can't wait!
We're going to make a pug decal so huge,
people will be shocked. Shocked by
how big it is, and by how sexy
it is.

We'll be sending out some samples soon,
and we would love to send them out
to our blog friends to see what
you think about these!

Penny and I hope you are having a great
Tuesday!