He Heard The Spookiest Noise, And It Almost Made Him Lose His Poise

"There is something spooky in these woods."

"I can feel it in the wind, and I can feel it in the trees."

"If you listen closely, you can hear something."

"That was me."

"I farted."

We hope you have a great weekend!

She Chewed A Toothpaste Box, And Her Mind Was Instantly Refreshed

"Yep, I tore this toothpaste box into a thousand little pieces."

"Does this face look like it's sorry?

Do you know why this face doesn't look like it's sorry?

Because it's not."

"I also tore a little piece of your rug. I own this room!"

"I would like a sandwich. The sandwich must be lightly toasted 

on crunchy flat bread. There must be seven dill pickles evenly 

scattered on the bread. If the pickles are not evenly scattered,

we are going to have a problem. Also, I need some baby wipes.

I have a mysterious black mark on my back, and I need 

it removed. I think Bruce may have tried to color my fur 

last night. I can't prove it, but I can prove it."

"Where's my sandwich?"

We Got Off Track, But Now We're Back!

Hi Everyone!

I recently realized how much time has passed since
my last blog post. It has been over two months since the
last posting! I should be ashamed of myself.

"Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself."

What have you been up to lately? I need to catch up on all of your
blogs and find out what's been going on. Bruce, Daisy and I have
been pretty busy lately. We have had some setbacks over
the past couple of months, which may explain why I
haven't blogged in a while.

Two months ago, I dislocated my knee, and then I came down
with the flu. After the flu, I came down with another flu.
Then I got bronchitis. Shortly after that, our apartment
flooded. I didn't forget about the blog, but you know
how it is sometimes.

Things are starting to return back to normal for us.
We can finally focus on getting back to the sexier things in life!

"Bring the sexy back! We are tired of this nonsense!"

We hope you have a super sexy Monday!

She Made That Glitter Fly In The Air, And It Went Absolutely Everywhere

"I have a secret."

"I farted into that glittery shoebox you were about 

to put your summer sandals in."

 "It felt good too. I'm not sorry about that. 

Sorry I'm not sorry! I am sorry though that I got

glitter all over the carpet. It's a mess.

Good luck cleaning that up."

"This is exactly what my face looked like 

when I made the glitter fart."

Her Rolls Are Doughy And They Bake Best When They Are Sitting On The Sofa Sipping Iced Tea

"Do my rolls make you hungry for sourdough bread sandwiches?

I promised myself I would have a six pack by mid July, but I have

a lot going on in my life right now. I can't devote all of my time 

to crunches and yoga! Oooh, speaking of crunches, 

how crunchy can you bake sourdough bread 

before it bursts into flames?"

"I'm going to take the rest of the afternoon and ponder 

the meaning of sourdough bread. Leave me to be by myself now."

The Weekends Are For Summer Festivals And Snazzy Pugs

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?

I headed over to the West Seattle Summer Fest on Sunday,
and scored this pug magnet and pug card! It made a great
addition to the pin up board I have in my room. I also
spotted six pugs at the festival. Six! I was super
excited about that.

It was pretty hot out on the day of the festival,
so Bruce and Daisy stayed sexy inside our apartment
with the air conditioner. These two don't like it when their
fur temperature goes above 65 degrees.

Here are some snapshots of our weekend:

We hope you have a great Monday!

She Finally Found True Love, But Thought It Could Have Been Better With Some BBQ Sauce

Hi Everyone!

Have you been keeping cool this week?
Bruce and Daisy can't believe how hot it's been lately.
Thank goodness we have a portable air conditioner,
and the lake to keep us cool.

"Uh-oh, we forgot our swim trunks. 

Looks like we'll have to go into the lake naked."

"Don't judge me, but I just ate a piece of chicken that was hiding 

in the bushes. Do I have crumbs on my face?"

"Why are you looking at me like that? 

I didn't find the chicken, the chicken found me.

We were meant to be together. This is the 

kind of stuff fairytales are made of."

"Smokin soy balls, how come I didn't get any chicken?"

"Someone make me some chicken and a bowl of green beans. Now!"

We hope you are having a great week!