Tuesday, October 15, 2013

She Chewed A Toothpaste Box, And Her Mind Was Instantly Refreshed

"Yep, I tore this toothpaste box into a thousand little pieces."

"Does this face look like it's sorry?
Do you know why this face doesn't look like it's sorry?
Because it's not."

"I also tore a little piece of your rug. I own this room!"

"I would like a sandwich. The sandwich must be lightly toasted 
on crunchy flat bread. There must be seven dill pickles evenly 
scattered on the bread. If the pickles are not evenly scattered,
we are going to have a problem. Also, I need some baby wipes.
I have a mysterious black mark on my back, and I need 
it removed. I think Bruce may have tried to color my fur 
last night. I can't prove it, but I can prove it."

"Where's my sandwich?"


stellaroselong said...

Sometimes I wake up to "white out" on my back and gussie and maggie giggling in the background. Have yu ever tried to get "white out" off of black fur!!!
stella rose

Payton's mom said...

It looks like you mean business today, Daisy. I sure hope you got that sandwich just the way you wanted. I'd hate to face the consequences of not delivering. ;-)

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Now we want a sandwich! Toothpaste boxes have lots of fiber, which is good for keeping you sexy.

Meredith & Scarlet

Oakley and Swisher said...

At least your breath smellls fresh now! Bol.

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I hope you got something to eat- something good that you wanted!

Angel Payton, Donald, and Daisy's Gampy said...

I sure as heck wouldn't want to cross you Daisy! One sandwich coming up!!!!!!!!!!