"I have a crazy story to tell all of you.
My mom went hiking yesterday, and she saw a bear on the trail!
Luckily, he was walking in front of her, and not behind her."
"My mom named the bear Joe.
He was very big and very furry.
She really wanted to cuddle him, but I don't think
he wanted to cuddle. Luckily, Joe didn't seem to notice
my mom was there, but my mom still wanted to be safe,
so she turned around and left the way she came.
She wanted to make sure she gave Joe his
distance, so he wouldn't get spooked."
"I think I would poop in my fur pants if I saw a bear.
What about you? Have you ever seen a bear before?"