Monday, December 23, 2013

They Tried To Bake Santa A Batch Of Cookies That Were Not Tainted With Gas Clouds

Hi Everyone!

Are you ready for Christmas?
Bruce and Daisy opened one of their Christmas gifts early
this year. I ordered Bruce and Daisy a Woofie Warmer from
Melissa and Archie, and the warmers arrived in the mail the
other day! Here are some photos of Bruce and Daisy
wearing their warmers.

"We must prepare for the arrival of Santa!"

"I am so serious right now!"

"We don't even have any cookies baked!
I made the dough, but Daisy ruined the dough with her fart 
clouds. She couldn't fart next to the dough, 
she had to fart into it."

"These are lies I tell you!"

"All...well, maybe I did fart into the dough just a little."

"I don't think she realizes how long it takes to make 
cookie dough. I mean, does she know how strenuous 
it can be to open the plastic on the dough, and then roll 
that dough onto the cookie sheet?"

"Strenuous I tell you!"

"Well, since I have to buy more cookie dough, 
we might as well make a quick stop at PetSmart!"

"Let's shop till we drop!
I'll take all of these! Throw some of those cookies I like 
into the basket while you're at it."

"Daisy, can we just for once focus on how sexy I look in this 
basket right now? All the ladies want me."

We hope you are enjoying your week!


Angel Payton, Donald, and Daisy's Gampy said...

Pretty clear who runs that household! Merry Christmas everyone!


The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Bruce yousa are indeed one sexy man pug. Daisy...gas should help the cookie rise, dontcha think'ums?
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

Archie and Melissa said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Archie and Melissa said...

hi bruce, daisy and dana!

happy happy holidays!

oh cookies and shopping!
we cannot think of two better things!

you look absolutely perfect in your new woofie warmers!

we loved making them for you!

seeing you in them made our whole holdiay!

we love you!
melissa and archie

Judy said...

Merry Christmas Dana, Bruce and Daisy!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh gosh your woofie warmers are sooo beautiful on you both!
Merry Christmas!

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Merry Christmas!

Meredith LeBlanc said...

You two are too sexy for Christmas!!!! Merry merry!!!

Meredith & Scarlet

Payton's mom said...

Oh goodness, you can't do Christmas without cookies. I hope you were able to get some after all. ;-)