What have you been up to lately?
Can you believe Christmas is next week already?
A few days ago, Daisy decided to give me a run for my
Christmas money. I had to take Daisy over to the emergency
vet the other night because her face had swollen up to about
three times its normal size. Her entire pug body had also
broken out into an itchy, and painful red rash.
I'm still not sure what she had an allergic reaction to.
I think she might have eaten a Christmas tree pine needle.
Whatever it was, it didn't agree with her. Her face went back
to it's original size after the doctor gave her a steroid and a
Benadryl shot. She hasn't had any more problems since
our ER visit, so we're pretty excited about that!
"Does my face look puffy to you?"
"I mean, it feels bigger, but I can't really tell."
"You know, I had the urge to charge something to your
credit card this week, so I think this couldn't be better timing."
"Do you think we get WiFi in this room?"
You know what I've been thinking about today? I have been
thinking about Keanu Reeves all day long. I wonder if he is
going to be in any new movies next year... I'm losing my
train of thought. OK, I know what I was going to say."
"While we're here, I'm going to give you a few ideas of what
I would like for Christmas.
Write this down."
"I would like a unicorn rocking chair made entirely of velvet.
I would like a notebook with Ryan Gosling's face on it.
I also need a box of golden matchsticks, and a giant
bag of marshmallows. I would also like a tent,
and a pair of red cashmere gloves from Nordstrom."
"You work hard for the money, bow bow.
So hard for the money, bow bow.
You work hard for my money, so I better spend it riiight."
We hope you are having a super sexy week!