"It's true. I can tell when someone is about to break wind.
Oh, you were talking about the other kind of wind
weren't you? Do I look like a weather man to you?"
"Hey, guess what just happened?
When I typed the word weather, my computer
auto corrected it to wiener. I just thought you should know that."
"My head looks like a giant potato in this photo.
I'm kind of angry about it. Speaking of potatoes,
I'm in the mood for some mashed potatoes. Make sure
you sprinkle some salt on those. I would like them
served to me exactly three minutes
after I wake up from my nap."
"Three minutes exactly!"
"The Bruce is going to take his nap now."
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