Bruce, Daisy and I went on a hike near our apartment
the other day. The hike ended up turning into more of
a photo session when Bruce and Daisy refused to walk
any further. These two love to team up and bribe me
when we go out.
"Listen, we'll go five steps further if you give us 17 treats."
"I know you have treats in your pocket. I saw you put them in
your pocket before we left the apartment."
"Yep, I saw you with those treats too.
The Bruce is always watching. I see everything
out of my googly eye."
"Treats now or we won't take another step!"
"Can you bathe in this water? Does anyone have any
bubble bath soap? I'm going to turn this bad boy into my own
private bubbly waterfall. Clothing is optional in my world,
so I suggest you look away if you don't want to
see my nipsies."
"Bubble soap now!"