What have you been up to this week?
Daisy has been busy playing with her toys,
and finishing up her Christmas wish list.
"I've been thinking about this for a while,
and I think I know what I want for Christmas."
"I want a buffalo named Lukas, a $750 gift card to Starbucks,
a harness that is bedazzled in crystal rhinestones, a bunch of
t-shirts with my face of them, three dozen unicorn stickers,
a new ottoman from Ikea, a food dispenser that Bruce
and I can activate on voice command, a red cashmere
sweater with 3/4 sleeves and a new blog layout
because this one is boring me."
"I feel like I'm leaving something out... What?"
"You know perfectly well that I get cranky after I take my
morning poo. I think wearing a red cashmere sweater
and having a dog food dispenser that activates on
voice command will alleviate my stress in the
mornings and make me feel better."
"Yep, that would do the trick."
"What do you mean I might not be able to get the
voice activated dog food dispenser system?"
We hope you are having a great week!