Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Her Body Is Fit Because She Eats Club Sandwich Chips

Hi Everyone!

It's me Daisy.
I need to get something off my hairy pug chest.

"Do you guys want to know what makes 
me angry sometimes?"

"Empty food bowls, and psoriasis of the pug feet 
make me angry!"

"Can someone spare some lotion and delicious snacks?"

"You know what I also don't understand sometimes? 
Why do Saved By The Bell reruns only air in the early mornings,
and only every few weeks? I don't have time to wait weeks 
for re-runs. I want more frequent Saved By The Bell
reruns, and I want them now!"

"Hey, guess what happened yesterday? Bruce and I had a 
photo shoot, and I'm going to post some of our sexy
Fall photos tomorrow!"

"In the photos I am going to show you tomorrow, 
I may or may not be eating a club sandwich wearing a bikini. 
Okay, I just lied out of my butt a little bit. 
I was not wearing a bikini, but the 
photos are still pretty sexy!"

Have a great Tuesday!


James said...
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Noodles said...

EVERYthing you do is sexy. Even if a club sammie chips is involved!
So what is this "Saved By The Bell" and how do I find it? All we ever see here are SF Giants baseball games. . . SF Niners football games. . . Dancing With The Stars and Modern Family.
Love Noodles

Payton's mom said...

Daisy, you were angry with your snaggled mouth and stink eye! Can't wait to see the sexy photos!