"Can you believe it's already August?"
"I'm really looking forward to August because on the 3rd it's
National Watermelon Day, and on the 6th it's National Mustard
Day. I'm mostly excited for National Relaxation Day on the 15th.
I really need to plan ahead for that day since I plan on
relaxing pretty hard."
"I think I might make a t-shirt for myself to celebrate Relaxation
Day. It's probably going to read, I am not listening, and I also
can't get up right now because I'm relaxing. Just bring the
food over to me and put it in my mouth. Bring me my
ChapStick too, my lips need moisture."
"Look at my eyeball right now. Look how serious
I am about August. I love August."