Wednesday, July 27, 2011

I Was Dreaming About Tacos And Then I Woke Up With Cheese On My Lip

Hi Everyone!

"Do you guys know where I might be able to get
some tacos in the Las Vegas area for around 50 cents?"


"Tacos now!
I have been thinking about tacos all day. Just because
I am not supposed to eat tacos, doesn't mean I can't dream
about them. I made up a jingle about tacos. Are you ready?
Ok, here we go...."


"I went downtown and I smelled some tacos. I smelled some
fish sticks toooooo....And then I went around the corner
and asked Jack Sparrow, hey man, where can I get some
tacos for two? My mom is a vegetarian, so she needs
some soy tacos, but I'll take whatever you have.
And then I went downtown, and got some tacos,
but then I thought wait, I need some hot
sauce too.

Hot sauce might be too spicy, so let's skip the sauce,
all I need are some tacos with a splash of cheese.
I love cheese and tacos, but my vet would kill me,
so let's say it's organic and low fat for the
booty for me. Tacos are awesome, and I love
to dream about them, so say it with me,
tacos are are my sexy dream food.
Tacos!"


"I was thinking about performing this song at the Flamingo
burlesque club downtown. Do you think anyone would come
see me dance and sing about tacos? I should probably
run out and buy a sexy outfit just in case they
book me for a gig."

8 comments:

martha said...

We absolutely love your jingle! If we were in charge of a casino, we'd be begging you to be our headliner. You should probably go sexy-outfit-shopping so you're ready when the phone rings!

xoxo
Bennie and Martha

Wanda said...

There must be a taco truck somewhere in the area! We saw them all over NV when we lived there--- here is hoping you get a taco snack soon!!

Salinger The Pug said...

HELL YES we'd come watch you perform the Sexy Taco song/dance!

Maybe your mom can hook you up with one of those showgirl headdresses that looks like a big taco full of cheese, lettuce and tomato!!!! That would be FAAABULOUS!

Keep us posted!

Love,
S-Dog

pugtails.net said...

Love the jingle. You absolutely should record it! I'm sure somebody would pay you in tacos for it.
Licks,
Sabrina

Archie and Melissa said...

hi daisy!
oh what a lovely taco diddy you wrote!
Taco!
We would come to see you in a second and we will bring some tacos from colorado for you to try!
xoxox
a & m

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Tacos for two...99 cents at Jack in the Box....we will meet you there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pearl and Daisy said...

We want to see you sing your taco song! Let us know when tickets go on sale (we'll be able to get them through Ticketmaster, right?)

Pug love from
Pearl & Daisy

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Daisy
I loved your gingle! You are one talended puggy..
Can you dance it too?
Did you get some tacos?
love
tweedles