"Do you guys know where I might be able to get
some tacos in the Las Vegas area for around 50 cents?"
I have been thinking about tacos all day. Just because
I am not supposed to eat tacos, doesn't mean I can't dream
about them. I made up a jingle about tacos. Are you ready?
Ok, here we go...."
"I went downtown and I smelled some tacos. I smelled some
fish sticks toooooo....And then I went around the corner
and asked Jack Sparrow, hey man, where can I get some
tacos for two? My mom is a vegetarian, so she needs
some soy tacos, but I'll take whatever you have.
And then I went downtown, and got some tacos,
but then I thought wait, I need some hot
Hot sauce might be too spicy, so let's skip the sauce,
all I need are some tacos with a splash of cheese.
I love cheese and tacos, but my vet would kill me,
so let's say it's organic and low fat for the
booty for me. Tacos are awesome, and I love
to dream about them, so say it with me,
tacos are are my sexy dream food.
"I was thinking about performing this song at the Flamingo
burlesque club downtown. Do you think anyone would come
see me dance and sing about tacos? I should probably
run out and buy a sexy outfit just in case they
book me for a gig."