Thursday, June 23, 2011
Try Not To Fall When You Approach The Podium
How is your week going?
I went to my brothers High School graduation the other day,
and what a graduation it was! My brother had to be at the UNLV
stadium by 8:00 a.m. and being the family we are, we became
late almost immediately because I tried to convince my
brother to get out of the car in his cap and gown to
ride a dinosaur at a gas station we passed.
Luckily, we got there just in time to file into the stadium
to witness a verbal beat down between two women who were
mad about seating arrangements. I had my video camera
on just in case one of the women threw the other
down the stadium stairs.
The graduation ceremony started, and it lasted about 2 hours.
My brother went up to receive his diploma, and then the kid in
front of him fell flat on his face in front on thousands of people!
It was awful, but he will be famous for a long time in the Vegas
community, especially when his fellow graduates replay that
moment over and over on the DVD. I hope he uses that fall
to his advantage by starting a web site called
I-Fell-At-My-Graduation.com. I know I would
I am so proud of of my brother, and hope he had as much fun
graduating, as I had being in the audience.
"I am going to throw the best graduation party ever!
Everyone, gather on the lawn, I am going to start the
party by taking a pit bull sized poo, and lighting
my fart on fire in front of the entire
Daisy and I hope you are having a fun week!
Posted by Dana Orsborn