Thursday, March 10, 2011
The Burger Had Legs, And Walked Right Into My Mouth
Daisy got her first taste of a plain hamburger the
other day, and now she's a wild pug woman! Daisy and I are
always reading about Salinger getting his hamburger fix on,
and so while grandma was out the other day, she decided
to pick up a little something for Daisy.
"Whoa, what's that? I hope that's what I think it is,
and not a plush toy instead."
"It's the real deal! Jackpot! Unwrap it now, or
I will eat it with the wrapper! I swear I'll do it!"
"Smoking soy balls that smells good! You won't regret this.
I swear I will never fart in your bed again."
"I lied! It's mine now!"
"Put it in my mouth!"
Daisy and I hope your week is going well!
Posted by Dana Orsborn