The Burger Had Legs, And Walked Right Into My Mouth

Hi Everyone!

Daisy got her first taste of a plain hamburger the
other day, and now she's a wild pug woman! Daisy and I are
always reading about Salinger getting his hamburger fix on,
and so while grandma was out the other day, she decided
to pick up a little something for Daisy.

"Whoa, what's that? I hope that's what I think it is,
and not a plush toy instead."


"It's the real deal! Jackpot! Unwrap it now, or
I will eat it with the wrapper! I swear I'll do it!"


"Smoking soy balls that smells good! You won't regret this.
I swear I will never fart in your bed again."


"I lied! It's mine now!"


"Put it in my mouth!"


Daisy and I hope your week is going well!