Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Me And My Gorilla Are Going Out For Yogurt

Hi Everyone!

I came across my grandmothers giant stuffed gorilla
the other day, and Daisy is in love with him.

"Gorilla, go make me a sandwich! I like it crunchy,
and slightly toasted."

"Can we put him in the car later, so we can use the carpool lane?
I think we could cut our driving time in half if we bring
him with us. Let's head over to Starbucks and try
this out."

"What? I never said I didn't break the law every now and again."

"Do you think we look sexy together?
I should run over to Bed Bath & Beyond, and pick up
a pillow for my gorilla."

"Maybe I'll go take a napsies before I run any errands.
I'll let you know how the carpool lane goes. I'm confident
the idea will work. If I get caught, the worst that will happen
is I will receive a warning, and then another warning after
I fart in the police officers face."

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!


The Mama Monster said...

Oh you two make a sexaaay couple!!!

Punchbugpug said...

I can't stop....laughing!!! That is one sexy gorilla! LOL I say go for it with the carpool lane...although do the police in LV have a sense of humor?

Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

what a great couple!!! love this post!!!



Anonymous said...

You always make me laugh!

Does the Wendy's drive-thru dispense dog cookies where you live?
If so, you should take your gorilla there so you can have his cookie too.


Kitty+Coco said...

I don't know Daisy, if you fart in his face I think you will face jail time. Your cheeto fluffs sound like a punishable offense :)

Kitty and Coco

Those Elgin Pugs said...

hee hees...

oh we like Gorilla Man!!

Yous funny Daisy!


Wilma said...

He's sexy! And he makes you sandwiches? He's a real keeper!

Pearl and Daisy said...

Okay...Mommy is laughing so hard she can barely type our message!!!!!

And her brain has gone to mush from the laughter so we're just going to second what Wilma said.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

P.S. She's still laughing

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Your gorilla friend is very sexy.. And he looks like a nice warm snuggler. I think you can train him to do all kinds of things for you.
The two of you are so cute. Thank you for introducing us to your friend

Melissa and Emmitt said...

lol daisy!
we love your new gorilla!
he is so lucky to get to live you you!
m & e