Friday, January 28, 2011

I Wouldn't Get Stuck In Traffic If I Had A Dog Stroller

Hi Everyone!

What are you up to for this weekend?
The weather is supposed to be nice here in Vegas, so I am
planning to take Daisy out as much as possible. Daisy loves
going outside, but only when she feels like it. I sometimes
find myself attempting to coax her out for a walk with
a snack.

"I'll only step away from my bone if there is a pack of
naked sexy man pugs waiting for me, or a giant unattended
bucket of chicken. Are there sexy naked man pugs outside,
and a bucket of unattended chicken?"


"I didn't think so! Lies!"


"When are you buying me a stroller? I'll go outside all
day long if you push me. It wouldn't hurt you to burn
a few calories you know."


"I would like a stroller, and a pad of paper now!
Don't forget a pen either! Jot this down. I need you to
run by Petco and Walgreens. I need you to pick up
three new bones, some baby powder and a beef
jerky stick. Don't ask questions,
just do it."


Daisy and I hope you have a fun weekend!

7 comments:

agent99 said...

Baby powder??
Daisy, we love your sexy self!

The Mama Monster said...

Oh Daisy, you always make me laugh! Have a great weekend!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

'dats quite the list of demands!!
butt yous deserve it gurl!

Enjoy yous weekend...
tink of us when yous outside..
it's cooooold here..

hugs,
Josie

martha said...

As always, Daisy makes me laugh!

But Daisy, please consider letting Dana ask questions. It might help her to obey you faster if she could understand your needs better!

Kitty+Coco said...

Yes, a stroller is just the ticket. I mean, our paws get dirty when walking on the icky ground. Plus, you can't be sweaty when boys could walk by at any moment.

Kitty and Coco

Pearl and Daisy said...

Daisy,

Okay, first off you're making mom laugh her pants off again. She has even started to read your posts out loud to Daddy.

But now back to the really important stuff...yes, you need a stroller. They are awesome. We got one last year and we call it the "Treatmobile" because Mom gives me (Pearl) a treat to go in it.

We can't wait to hear what you needed all those things for especially the baby powder (oooh, we just figured it out...sexy naked man pugs...baby powder...BABIES!!! Is there a baby coming?!!!!)

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Becky said...

Daisy, you look like you are getting very sleepy in these pics. Is someone hypnotizing you? Hope you get your stroller!