Daisy and I are finally back on the blog!
We were able to find a way to upload my photos,
although the photos seem bigger than usual,
just in time before the important
Holiday stuff rolls around.
For instance, tomorrow I will be attempting to squeeze
Daisy into Penny's old Holiday sweater to see if it
fits before we take photos with Santa on Wednesday.
"On the sixth day before Christmas, my trained human mama
gave to me, a miniature little pony, a Dyson suction vacuum,
37 bags of graham cracker cookies, 18 deep tissue massages,
3 puppuccino's from Starbucks, 8 sculpted pieces of what
my actual poo looks like, and some boots that
light up when I walk."
"Hello...were you listening? I'm going to sing that
song to Santa on Wednesday. I want him to know that
what he's up against. The pressure is on Santa."
As I was putting Daisy's potential Holiday outfit together,
I found myself wondering, what happens if a sexy pug
should get butt leakage on Santa's shiny red suit
just before the Christmas photos are taken?
Does Santa just continue taking pictures,
and smell all day from the butt mess?
Or, does he have a backup suit he
can change into? These things
keep me up at night.
Anyway, what I really want to share with you,
is this pug ornament I found last week. I was over
at JCPenny's browsing the panties, I'm kidding I
was there with my mom doing a little Holiday
shopping. Or was I....Anyway, I spotted
"He's definitely not as sexy as me.
Is he edible? Does he have a
whipped cream center?"
My pug ornament collection is tiny.
So tiny in fact, this is my second pug Holiday
item. When I spotted him, I knew I had to have him.
He was originally priced at $14.00, but then I
noticed he had a piece missing from his ear.
You can hardly notice the chip, but
I smelled a discount.
This was the last pug ornament they had at the store,
and I wasn't leaving without him. I brought it to the
register to see how low the sales woman would go.
we ended up settling on .99! Success! I think I
can patch his ear up, but either way, he was
the cheapest, bestess ornament I have
found to date.
Which Holiday ornament or decoration do you
love the most in your collection?