Monday, December 6, 2010
I Accidentally Ate Santa's Graham Cracker Cookies
What are you up to for this week?
Daisy and I have been getting ready for Christmas.
Our condo looks like the Holiday department at Macy's.
Sometimes, we just can't help ourselves.
"Holy soy balls, what did you do to my living room?
It looks like a department store in here! By any chance
did you set up a dog toy section in our new department store
"Let's talk about that Christmas list I gave you.
I specifically requested 35 graham cracker style cookies
on that list. Did you buy them yet? Mmm I could really
go for some cookies right about now."
"Cookies now! Bring them to me quickly, or I
might go into a spasm! I swear I will body slam
this giant Santa to the ground, if you do not
bring me my snacks."
I have a little Holiday diva on my hands, and she is
very serious about Christmas. I'll do my best to make her
sexy pug Christmas come true.
I also took Daisy over to Red Rock a few days ago for
the first time. We were expecting to see some major snow
up there, but it hasn't been cold enough.
It was still pretty chilly and windy out when we took a ride
over there. Daisy refused to get out of the heated car for
most of the photos. When I was able to coax her
out of the car, she gave me major attitude.
"The next time you want to take a photo of me,
it might be a good idea to have a better camera handy.
Your camera is taking a poo, and the lens is not bringing out my
"I know I said I would get out of the car for a photo,
but, I had my paws crossed when I said that, so...
"Have fun going out into the cold.
Put my Michael Jackson CD on. I want to listen to
him while I wait for you. Track 3 now!"
"I think I may have let a little fart slip out.
Crack a window on your way out."
Daisy and I have been way behind on commenting on
your blogs, but we have been reading them! We will be over
to your pages as soon as we get a little more free time.
We hope you have a sexy Monday!
Posted by Dana Orsborn