It is finally the weekend! Daisy received the perfect
pre-weekend package from Melissa and Emmitt.
"No touching my package. I will open it myself!"
"Oh, I am going to look so sexy in this sweater vest!
Let's put it on. Wait, I need some cheese puffs before
the modeling session begins."
"In case you were wondering, this is the hot pink body/
turquoise bobbles/yellow collar medium sweater vest.
I would let you borrow it, but I farted on it
earlier. I would recommend going over to
Melissa and Emmitt's web page and
ordering one for your
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how sexy do I look?"
"I don't want to sound conceited or anything,
but I think I'm a 13."
Ok, I changed my mind. I'm a 20."
"If you have too much sexiness inside of you,
can you make a sweater burst into flames?"
"Sometimes, when the weight of the world becomes to heavy,
I lean on the cabinets and let a little fart slip out."
"I just let a little one slip out just now."
"I need to go show my boyfriends my vest.
Just don't tell them I'm a chronic farter.
I need to keep a little mystery."
Thank you to Melissa and Emmitt!
Daisy and I hope everyone has a great weekend!