Sexy Sweater Vest

Hi Everyone!
It is finally the weekend! Daisy received the perfect
pre-weekend package from Melissa and Emmitt.

"No touching my package. I will open it myself!"


"Oh, I am going to look so sexy in this sweater vest!
Let's put it on. Wait, I need some cheese puffs before
the modeling session begins."


"In case you were wondering, this is the hot pink body/
turquoise bobbles/yellow collar medium sweater vest.
I would let you borrow it, but I farted on it
earlier. I would recommend going over to
Melissa and Emmitt's web page and
ordering one for your
sexy self."


"Hello lover."


"On a scale of 1 to 10, how sexy do I look?"


"I don't want to sound conceited or anything,
but I think I'm a 13."


Ok, I changed my mind. I'm a 20."


"If you have too much sexiness inside of you,
can you make a sweater burst into flames?"


"Sometimes, when the weight of the world becomes to heavy,
I lean on the cabinets and let a little fart slip out."


"I just let a little one slip out just now."


"I need to go show my boyfriends my vest.
Just don't tell them I'm a chronic farter.
I need to keep a little mystery."


Thank you to Melissa and Emmitt!
Daisy and I hope everyone has a great weekend!