Showgirls In April

Give a girl a camera and she'll take a photo of...
herself in a Caesars Palace bathroom.



Over the weekend I went downtown to celebrate my birthday.
For some reason, the only photo I ended up taking was in
a bathroom, next to a Grecian statue door mural.
Star tassels not included.

Unfortunately, I didn't win any money when I was there.
But, I did see a few showgirls standing in line for Cher's show.
They were wearing a lot of feathers. Where do I sign up for
that job? I wonder what kind of interview questions are
asked when applying for a position like that.

Perhaps, "How much feather weight can you hold on your back?"
And, "Do you have any skin allergies to glitter, sequins
or nylon? Are you willing to wear a nylon thong made
of the above craft materials?"

Penny could be a Vegas Showgirl.
Who could deny this kind of sexiness?



Penny pretty much slept the entire weekend. These seizure pills
are making her extremely tired and dizzy. She barely has time
to lie down before her face hits the floor and I start
to hear loud snoring. Hopefully she will be back
to normal once we get the dosage figured out,
and her triglycerides under control.

You've all had some great suggestions for what I can give her
for healthy snacks. I'm going to try steamed carrots,
and see how she does with those. No more whipped
cream for her. I'll switch her to low fat,
sugar free Cool Whip instead.
Just don't tell Penny.

What did you do this weekend?