Monday, April 12, 2010

Showgirls In April

Give a girl a camera and she'll take a photo of...
herself in a Caesars Palace bathroom.

Over the weekend I went downtown to celebrate my birthday.
For some reason, the only photo I ended up taking was in
a bathroom, next to a Grecian statue door mural.
Star tassels not included.

Unfortunately, I didn't win any money when I was there.
But, I did see a few showgirls standing in line for Cher's show.
They were wearing a lot of feathers. Where do I sign up for
that job? I wonder what kind of interview questions are
asked when applying for a position like that.

Perhaps, "How much feather weight can you hold on your back?"
And, "Do you have any skin allergies to glitter, sequins
or nylon? Are you willing to wear a nylon thong made
of the above craft materials?"

Penny could be a Vegas Showgirl.
Who could deny this kind of sexiness?

Penny pretty much slept the entire weekend. These seizure pills
are making her extremely tired and dizzy. She barely has time
to lie down before her face hits the floor and I start
to hear loud snoring. Hopefully she will be back
to normal once we get the dosage figured out,
and her triglycerides under control.

You've all had some great suggestions for what I can give her
for healthy snacks. I'm going to try steamed carrots,
and see how she does with those. No more whipped
cream for her. I'll switch her to low fat,
sugar free Cool Whip instead.
Just don't tell Penny.

What did you do this weekend?


Wilma said...

Oh poor Penny, she looks zonked. We mostly hung out in the yard while Mom and Dad tried to to some landscaping and we proceded to get in the way. We love that game. How pissed can we make the parents. It's so amusing

Pearl said...

Penny Girl,
I thought about you ALL weekend!

I am so glad you got GRASS!!!

Let's get those triglycerides down and get you back to good, ok?!?!


Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi dana!
happy happy birthday!
what a cute photo of you!
miss penny looks so sweet!
please give her a huge hug for us!
m & e

Harry Pugalicious said...

Glad you gots to go celebrate your birthday. Hope Penny is feeling better. Give her big kisses from me (and LuLu and Mom)

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hello Penny and Dana!!!

Happy Birthday Dana!!!

You look cutes in you photo and we hopes you had lots of fun!!! Mommy says those show girls got nothin' on yous!!!

We are so glad to hear Penny is doing better!!! We won't tell her that you are going to switch her whipped cream. Mommys done that to us with our peanut butters. Whatever!!! Penny looks super cutes and she'll be back to her super sexy self in no times!!!

big birthday hugs,
Josie, Izzy and Anakin

Sequoia & Petunia said...

We hope you had a good birthday. And yes Penny wouldn't even need an interview to be a showgirl...she is perfecty sexy for the part!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Happy Birthday Penny
You are so pretty
I know you were probably stressed out about your little sweety Penny.
But we are glad the meds are keeping her under control, and hope the dosage gets figured out soon.
We worried about little Penny

Ying and Yang said...

Sweet Penny,
We were so sorry to read you were ick, and we got our paws crossed that you will be back to your sexy self real soon. Hope you like the steamed carrots, we just get raw ones. It bites that you can't have whipped cream anymore, and Mom has read other bloggers say that artificial sweeteners will make a pooch deathly ill. Oh well, nuthin will change your sexiness.

Grins and Kisses,
Ying and Yang

Becky said...

I'd watch that artificial stuff too. I know I don't want it in my body. Will she have to take that medicine the rest of her life? Is it phenobarbital? I think the 2 of you would make excellent showgirls. Don't think Penny would be crazy about a thong though! Much love to Penny, give her hug!