"Hey, guess what? I found a windmill at
the park yesterday."
"It wasn't windy out, but I wanted it to be."
"It would have been much sexier if I had been
standing next to a windmill with my
fur gently blowing in the wind."
"If you wanted wind Bruce, you should
have just said something."
"I would have been more than happy
to create some wind for you."
"Wind from my butt."