What do you have planned for the week?
It's only Tuesday, but Bruce has already mapped out
a rigorous schedule of sleeping, eating, hiking and
pondering just how sexy he really is.
"I plan on spending a lot of time pondering my sexy this week.
In fact, I was just out pondering my sexiness the other day.
While I was pondering, I lost my train of thought. I think I
lost my thought because I was concentrating on my sexy
too hard. Has that ever happened to you before?
I think I popped a vein in my pug head while I was
concentrating. It was intense. I think I need a
really large burrito after that experience."
"Veggie burrito now!
If you don't give me the burrito, I might pop another
vein in my head!"
"Ooh a squirrel."
We hope you have a great Tuesday!