Tuesday, October 30, 2012

The Day Before Halloween Is Scary, But Nothing Is Scarier Than A Commercial Interrupting You While You Are In The Middle Of Watching Your Soaps

"Do you ever get that scary feeling 
right before Halloween?"

"I never get scared before Halloween. 
But lately, there is something that has been spooking me.
Are you ready for me to tell you what has been spooking me? 
Don't say I didn't warn you that it was scary."

"Lately, when I watch television, 
I find that I am constantly being interrupted by commercials!
Not just your average commercials, but vajayjay cream 
commercials. I can't even watch my soaps for more than 
two minutes without being interrupted by a vajayjay 
commercial. Can a pug just sit on the couch naked 
with a bowl of cheese puffs and watch her soaps 
without commercials? No she can't! All of a sudden BAM! 
Another vajayjay commercial! 
It scares me."

"I hope there are less commercials while Bruce and I are trying 
to watch our Halloween shows tonight. What is your favorite 
Halloween movie? Mine is Hocus Pocus."


Sabrina PugTails said...

Daisy, your googly eyes show just how scary those vajayjay commercials are. Eeeeek! My favorite Halloween movie is the Nightmare before Christmas.
Licks, Sabrina

Payton's mom said...

Daisy, I'm laughing too hard right now to remember any of my favorite Halloween programs! :-)