Wednesday, October 17, 2012

She Swore On The Life Of That Twinkie She Would Never Swear Again

Hi Everyone!

Daisy loves food, so it's no surprise that she gets overly
excited when I feed her. She has even picked up the habit
of letting out a pug scream when she knows it's breakfast,
lunch and dinner time. The other day, there was more
than just a scream that came out out of her mouth.
I'm pretty sure I heard Daisy say the F word.
I think I need to start tuning the TV to
Animal Planet instead of HBO.

"Are you saying that my filthy mouth is a problem?"

"Look at my pug face right now. 
Is this the face of a dirty mouth to you?"

"Look closer."

"Look even closer. If you stare at my chin hairs for five seconds,
 you will start to see a bearded man holding a plate of cheesecake."

"You probably can't see a bearded man, but the last time 
I had a filthy mouth was when I ate cat poop. 
I swore I would never speak of that incident again!"

 "Smokin' soy balls, is that a Twinkie?"

We hope you are having a great week!

4 comments:

stellaroselong said...

Daisy guess what I scream also when mom is cutting up apples, or green beans or any fruit cos i think she is to slow or I might not gets some...sometimes I even kick mylittle legs and throw a tantrum but so far i have never ever said the F word....
stella rose

dw said...

Heee, go Daisy! Riley has just recently started 'watching' TV... she was barking at dogs on TV and started barking at a show yesterday - I think I've been watching too much Food Network or HGTV which she had gotten used to!

Pearl and Daisy said...

Daisy you and I (Pearl) have a lot in common. I often squeak right before I get fed. I may even through a spin or two in. And I also have had a dirty mouth - from eating poo.

Happy snackies!
Pearl (& Daisy)

Payton's mom said...

Daisy, you probably should watch the potty mouth because you may not get treats with a dirty mouth. Although, I bet your mom can't resist that sexy pug face!
Love,
Christy