What have you been up to lately?
I can't believe I haven't posted any updates in months!
We took a ridiculously long blogging hiatus after my laptop
took a poo. The hiatus got a little out of hand, but we are back!
We have so much to catch up on!
Bruce, Daisy and I have spent these past two months going out
and enjoying our summer. It didn't really start getting hot out
here until this week, so we have been able to explore and
hang out at some new parks.
It's going to take a while to get you updated on what we have
been up to this summer, so I'll start by showing you some photos
that I took this past weekend at Cedar River Park in Renton.
"Smokin soy balls, I'm tangled in the leashes! Untangle me
before I slip and fall into someone's picnic basket. That would be
tragic if I accidentally fell face first into someone's sandwich.
I would hope if that happens, the sandwich has baby
pickles on it. That would be delicious.
On second thought, don't untangle me."
"Baby pickles and delicious sandwiches now!"
"Hey, did you guys know that I can flare my nostrils out? Yeah, I can do it. It looks just like a turkey flaring out its wings. I'll show you sometime. It really gets me noticed with the ladies."
"Don't lie Bruce. The only thing I've ever seen you flare out is
your butthole when you're taking a poo."
"Speaking of buttholes, I was on the computer and I accidentally
Googled the phrase dog butt. You know what came up?
A video of a dog barking, and it looked like his
butthole was barking too. It was weird. It made me
never want to Google those two words together again."
"Can I change the subject here? I need a snack and I need it badly! I'm getting a blood sugar low, and it's looking like I might need a hot dog in the next few minutes."
"Please? Okay, I'll settle for some chicken strips instead."
"Blood sugar low! The Bruce needs it badly!"
"Fine, you're no fun. I'll wait until we get back to the apartment.
I'll sit out here and sun myself instead. How was my acting with
this one? I took a few acting classes while we were on a
blogging hiatus. Can you tell?"
We hope you have a great Tuesday!