Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Snacks Began To Fall From The Sky As He Was Taking A Poo In The Sunlight

Hi Everyone!

What have you been up to lately?
I can't believe I haven't posted any updates in months!
We took a ridiculously long blogging hiatus after my laptop
took a poo. The hiatus got a little out of hand, but we are back!
We have so much to catch up on!

Bruce, Daisy and I have spent these past two months going out
and enjoying our summer. It didn't really start getting hot out
here until this week, so we have been able to explore and
hang out at some new parks.

It's going to take a while to get you updated on what we have
been up to this summer, so I'll start by showing you some photos
that I took this past weekend at Cedar River Park in Renton.

"Smokin soy balls, I'm tangled in the leashes! Untangle me 
before I slip and fall into someone's picnic basket. That would be 
tragic if I accidentally fell face first into someone's sandwich. 
I would hope if that happens, the sandwich has baby 
pickles on it. That would be delicious. 
On second thought, don't untangle me."

"Baby pickles and delicious sandwiches now!"

"Hey, did you guys know that I can flare my nostrils out? Yeah, I can do it. It looks just like a turkey flaring out its wings. I'll show you sometime. It really gets me noticed with the ladies."

"Don't lie Bruce. The only thing I've ever seen you flare out is 
your butthole when you're taking a poo."

"Speaking of buttholes, I was on the computer and I accidentally 
Googled the phrase dog butt. You know what came up? 
A video of a dog barking, and it looked like his 
butthole was barking too. It was weird. It made me 
never want to Google those two words together again."

"Can I change the subject here? I need a snack and I need it badly! I'm getting a blood sugar low, and it's looking like I might need a hot dog in the next few minutes."

"Please? Okay, I'll settle for some chicken strips instead."

"Blood sugar low! The Bruce needs it badly!"

"Fine, you're no fun. I'll wait until we get back to the apartment.
I'll sit out here and sun myself instead. How was my acting with 
this one? I took a few acting classes while we were on a 
blogging hiatus. Can you tell?"

We hope you have a great Tuesday!


Punchbugpug said...

Oh we've missed you! Glad to see you've been having a wonderful Summer!

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Hi Bruce & Daisy!! Yousa hasa been missed. Don't leave us'uns like that evers agains, k?
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi
(The Slimmer Puggums now blog at http://pugsandpurrs.blogspot.com)

stellaroselong said...

Hi Bruce and Daisy:
You guys are so cute and look like you were really enjoying your visit to the park...glad the weather wasn't to hot for you!
stella Rose

Angel Yoda, Brutus & Ellie said...

Hi you two! We have missed you!! Such cute pictures of the two of you :)

We can't wait to hear more about what you have been up to during your hiatus.

Pugs & Kisses,

Brutus & Ellie

Kitty+Coco said...

You know what? We were just wondering this very day what you kids were up to. Funny. We wish we could join your picnics. Butt this and Butt holes that...sigh. Yeah, Mom has mentioned my butt doing that contracting thing when I bark. I tell her she shouldn't be looking. Anyway, we can't wait to see your super awesome nose flaring skills Bruce. SEXY!!


Payton's mom said...

I am laughing so hard and soup almost came out of my nose! I'm so glad you are back to blogging!

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Guys you look pretty happy at the park! Ive always said that when Sequoia barks so does her butt hole!

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Since we luvs y'all so much'ums, wesa have an awardy for you on our bloggy tomorrow. The Versatile Blogger award. Check it out!!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

dw said...

Welcome back, Daisy and Bruce! I sure hope you got something to eat! Sheesh, what is it with the flashy beast and no food?

Payton's Gampy said...

Glad your back in form, I'll pass on googling those two words too!! It's amazing you could be out so much this summer with all the heat everyone's been having but I'm glad you could!!