"Oh, hello. I didn't even know you were there."
"While you were in the other room, I jumped in the bed
and made my wiener right at home."
"I also changed the channel and ordered
a movie on Pay Per View."
"Do you want to cuddle with me and watch the movie?"
"Before we cuddle, I have to tell you a secret."
"I farted on your pillow."
We hope you have a great Wednesday!