It's meeee Bruce. I am taking over the computer
today because I want to say something to you.
Watch the clip below.
What do you think I was saying in this video?
My mom thinks I was barking about cheese balls
and sexy ladies.
I was just barking because I wanted to say hello to
all my friends, and also because I am looking for a girlfriend.
I think the best way to find a girlfriend is to go on the web
and upload sexy videos of yourself.
Thanks for watching my video! I feel like a movie star.
I think I'm going to start doing butt squats and wearing gel
in my fur if my mom is going start putting videos
of me on the Internet.
I love you.