Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Night Was Young And Her Face Smelled Like Disco Candy

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeee Daisy!
I want to share with you 12 of my sexy faces,
in under 12 seconds.

"If someone farted in my face, this is the look I would give them."

"If someone stole my mom's candy, this is also the look I would give them."

"No one steals my mom's candy!"

"You know what's better than candy? Whipped cream
and soy nuggets."

"I could really go for a soy nugget right about now..."

"Nuggets now!"


"I'm throwing a party this weekend.
Do you want to come? I'm paying Bruce twenty bucks
to wear a wiener bikini and serve the drinks. I think
it's going to be super fun."

We hope you are having a great week!


Anonymous said...

Your party sounds like great fun! Have a great week!

Pearl and Daisy said...


Mom says you are so "stinking cute". We're not sure how she could smell you from here (she says it to us, too, but she knows how stinky we are).

We wonder,too, do you have that Elvis lip (we call it "giving tooth") because you live in Las Vegas and have seen the Flying Elvises a lot?

We'd love to come to your party! We'll bring beer and Snausages.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

The Mama Monster said...

hilarious! can't wait to see bruce in a wiener bikini!!!

Oakley and Swisher said...

The 'no one steals mom's candy' look is definitely us if someone steals our pizza!

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley

Opaka said...

Bruce in a kini! Yes please!