They Had A Dream About Santa And He Was Wearing A Blue Spandex Jumpsuit And A Vest Made Out Of Cheerios

Hi Everyone!

Daisy, Bruce and I cannot believe Christmas
is this weekend!

Bruce is super excited about his first Christmas
with us. So excited in fact, he already tried
to open one of his gifts.

"I can actually explain this. See, I was
walking past the tree, and I saw my gift sitting on
the floor. There was a tear in the wrapping paper, and I
thought I might be able to fix it, but when I licked the
paper, the entire corner of the box just ripped off!"


"You're not buying any of my story are you?"


"It's true I tell you, all true!"


"Can we swing by Starbucks for a breakfast sandwich?
I could really go for a snackie right about now."


"Bruce has no patience. I would never open
a gift before Christmas."


"Look at this face."


"I don't want to toot my own
butt horn or anything, but this is the face
of an Angel."


"Let me take a moment to bow my head in silence,
and reflect on how patient I am."


"Are any of you baking cookies this weekend?
I want you to know that I am available to come
over to your houses and sample the cookies to
make sure they are delicious enough for Santa."





We hope you have a great Friday!