The Technician Gave Me A Cookie After I Flexed My Butt Muscles For Her

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?
On Saturday, I took Bruce to the vet for his check-up.
His appointment went really well, and I was very proud of him
for being so calm the entire time he was at the vet.

"Wait, what do you mean someone is going to
stick a thermometer in my rear end?"


"Hey, do you think you can buy me a puffer fish
when we get home?"


"Oh Geeze, the check- in lady just called me Lucy
instead of Brucie. I can tell this is going to be
a long afternoon."


"I'm in the pug room!
Did you guys know that I can flex my butt muscles?
That's a rare thing. Not every pug can do that."


"Listen, I just had a technician stick something in my butt.
I am going to need some whippy cream, and
a New York Times stat!"


"Did you hear what I just said? In my butt!"


"Hello whippy cream. I love you always and forever."


"Yessssss."


We hope you have a great Monday!